Holy Candy TV’s “Gossip Gospel” is a weekly(ish) video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news.
Week of Nov. 13, 2007 highlights: Tyra Banks gets close with a vulva puppet; George Clooney gets in a catfight with Fabio; and Paris Hilton gets bitch-slapped by Hallmark.
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Loved it girl!! “Speak for yourself”-made me spit out my Diet Coke!!
November 13th, 2007 at 1:05 pmgreat job once again.
November 13th, 2007 at 3:02 pmAh, Candy, you outdo yourself once again: Very
funny, and yet so dead-on accurate.
(And incidentally, you look maaaahvellous! Great
November 13th, 2007 at 4:24 pmhair, earrings and blouse. Too bad Hollywood’s celebutants don’t take their style orders from
you.)
Very funny…and very good. But if Fabio gets ahold of George again…I have a feeling that they’ll both be using the expression, “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” but all for reasons that i can’t mention of this website.
November 13th, 2007 at 10:39 pmYou are smart, funny, witty and beautiful. But my computer is slow, stupid, sluggish and not so gorgeous, so as a result, I couldn’t wait for the whole video to load. I’ll try again after my computer gets some sleep.
November 13th, 2007 at 11:33 pm