I Feel for You, Chaka Khan

Nov 13, 2007 | Tags:

Sorry for the late posts today, guys. I just landed in Vegas, where I’m meeting up with my brother and parents. And then I had to wait for my baggage, and then, wouldn’t ya know it, the dog ate my homework…

Okay, okay, enough with the excuses. Time to have fun at celebrities’ expense!

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Oh, Chaka Khan. I really do feel for you. Having just flown in my velour jogging suit and ratty sneakers, I can empathize with your need to feel, um, comfortable. But those highlights…? They remind me of how my grandma used to get her hair dyed “auburn” — which was, in fact, an unfortunate shade of eggplant. But everyone was afraid to tell her. Well, I refuse to make the same mistake again. You’re only 54, Chaka! Okay, sorry… Ms. Khan. It’s too soon to give into the eggplant. Next thing you know, you’ll be eating dinner at 3 p.m. and all your conversations will revolve around what you ate that day…

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  1. Mette says:

    Yeah, I was waiting for my Candy fix :-)
    Have a good time in Vegas

  2. Paige says:

    Phew! I was jonesing!

    Hope you win big!!

  3. Bee Hind says:

    Looks like Chaka’s been hitting the Mallomars.

  4. princess bride says:

    are those moon boots?

  5. Scott says:

    She is still very beautiful.

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