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Wait — I thought marriage WAS the curse! (Ba-da-bum! Thanks, I’ll be here all night.)
Just when you thought Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon had a lock on Most Romantic Wedding of 2007, along comes a story that not only blows theirs out of the water — but also makes you feel like falling in love all over again.
An Indian man known as Mr. Selvakumar has married a female dog, believing the union will help him atone for stoning two other dogs to death… *SOB*…
Sorry, I’m already getting weepy. Let me get a hold of myself…
*NOSE BLOW* WHEW! Okay. Better.
Selvakumar killed the dogs 15 years ago when he found them humping and hung them from a tree. Ever since the doggie murders, he believes he’s been cursed, suffering paralysis and a loss of hearing. (Hear that, Vick? No…? Good. And the curse begins.)
A relative of the groom told the BBC:
“On the advice of an astrologer and others, he decided to marry a bitch to get cured. Then we arranged Selvakumar’s marriage with a bitch.”
And there you have it.
For those wondering about the latest in bitchy bridal trends, the “bride” — named Selvi — wore an orange sari with a flower garland and was fed a bun to celebrate. Yum!
No word on whether the marriage was consummated, doggy-style.
I don’t know whether to laugh or throw up at the last line…but the vick line was hilarious!
November 13th, 2007 at 3:53 pmThe Vick bit is brilliant
November 13th, 2007 at 4:03 pmYour comments are hilarious, especially the
Vick bit, and yet so totally on the mark.
And, isn’t this just more canine abuse?
On a serious note: Where was the India branch
November 13th, 2007 at 4:37 pmof PETA when this happened?
Well proof that men will kill and screw anything till they draw their last breath.
November 13th, 2007 at 7:10 pm…because no real woman would have him.
November 14th, 2007 at 4:33 amOf course it’s canine abuse. And I don’t think there is such a thing as an Indian branch of Peta. So he brutally murders a bunch of dogs for doing what they do naturally. Now he’s going to keep one in captivity and fuck it up the ass. That’s just great.
November 14th, 2007 at 6:44 amPoor dog. She’s going to get raped by this creep. Karma bit him in the ass big time and there’s nothing he can to to erase it.
November 14th, 2007 at 7:35 am