What I Think His Breath Smells Like: Hugh Hefner

An extra dose of Viagra, PoliGrip & many years of now-stale “fish tacos” with sour cream

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9 Responses to “What I Think His Breath Smells Like: Hugh Hefner”

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1. stell says:

   ewww!

   November 13th, 2007 at 2:51 pm

2. princess bride says:

   and ben gay.

   November 13th, 2007 at 3:01 pm

3. Bee Hind says:

   and prune juice.

   November 13th, 2007 at 3:03 pm

4. librarian kathleen says:

   …and the questionable aroma of old magazines,
   left in the basement, subject to mold, mildew,
   and the occasional deposit of rat poop…

   November 13th, 2007 at 4:40 pm

5. Scott says:

   We dudes still think he’s cool coz of our fantasies of getting hot babes to spoon feed us when we are so old we have to nap between feedings.

   November 13th, 2007 at 4:51 pm

6. Traci says:

   He’s always been a pimp….now he is an old pimp. My guess, possibly old rubbers and KY.
   No class………never had any class…..just money, so he dresses nicely.

   November 13th, 2007 at 6:05 pm

7. sugarbear says:

   Gin and jello.

   November 13th, 2007 at 7:12 pm

8. Jenn F. says:

   It takes a pretty base level of intelligence to believe that life is all about sex.

   November 14th, 2007 at 10:13 am

9. Me says:

   You did it!!
   You rock!!

   November 18th, 2007 at 6:56 am

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