Breast in Show

Nov 16, 2007 | Tags: ,

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Poor Eve. Whoever would have guessed that the dog-paw breast tattoo would one day go out of style — just like the little black dress, it seemed so classic! — and be replaced by the trendier seeing-eye breasts:

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Oooohhh, I wonder what will be the next trend in breastwear? Jazz hands…? Devil horns…? Glow-in-the-dark smiley faces? A warning sign that says: “CAUTION: SINKING”? Inquiring breasts want to know!

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    1. Scott says:

      Do you prefer to see or be seen? At parties, such as the one I attended this evening, I wanted to see friends. But those models can look at me anytime. haha

    2. big joe says:

      eve could have a tattoo artist make those paws into eyes. it would fit in very well with the eyeball clothes those others are wearing.

      or since their on her chest, she could have them tattooed to look like a pair of giant nipples.

    3. bluehawaii says:

      The seeing-eye breasts HAVE to be a fad.

      If she can tough it out, the dog paws might come back in style.

    4. Hannah says:

      I like the jazz hands idea!!! It would be like they’re waving at people.

    5. Bee Hind says:

      What an unfortunate choice for a tattoo.
      It’s gonna look great when she’s 60.

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