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Mary-Kate Olsen is recovering in a New York hospital after undergoing emergency surgery for a kidney infection. The 21-year-old was forced to watch the season finale of her TV show Weeds from a hospital bed after being hospitalized on Monday. MK’s rep says she is “resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so.”
“Kidney infection,” huh? For those who aren’t fluent in PR medical jargon for celebrities, here are a few translations:
“Dehydration” = Alcohol poisoning
“Naturally thin”/”Stressed” = Anorexic
“No comment” = Pregnant
“Appendicitis” = Crashing from ecstasy all-nighter
“Kidney infection” = Injured from falling ten stories… off your hooker shoes
SHE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY GROSSSSSSS
November 20th, 2007 at 4:33 am - ReplyWTF? What kind of ’surgery’ is done for
a kidney infection?? Is she immune to
antibiotics? Umm, umm, okay! Dumbarse.
She has terrible fasion sense, however
November 20th, 2007 at 6:10 am - Replyshe is rocking that troll look.
I have to say, when she was about 16-ish, her and her sis were pretty, good fashion sense, healthy looking, hell I was watching there silly movies just to see what they were wearing. What happened. If you want the sophisticated look, you can never go wrong with Chanel, and you don’t even need to break into home of the elderly to steal their curtains, tablecloths, old musty fur shawls, or couch covers! Come on girls, but, waiting for them is like waiting for Britney to pull it together.
November 20th, 2007 at 8:00 am - ReplySounds like cystitis to me.
November 20th, 2007 at 9:01 am - ReplyEven when they’re 40, they’ll
November 20th, 2007 at 12:22 pm - Replystill look like they’re 12.
Kidney infections usually come from bladder infections which usually are caused by too much sex. Ahem.
November 20th, 2007 at 1:00 pm - ReplyThey’ll look like they’re 12 from far away but they’re bound to look haggard with all the drinking and smoking they do!!!
November 20th, 2007 at 1:11 pm - Replyhooker troll doll.
November 20th, 2007 at 1:57 pm - ReplyThere is something so “not right” about
the Olsen twins.
I want to believe that they are simply two
little rich girls who invested their money
well, and who are enjoying life to the limit.
Why am I not sure this is true?
November 20th, 2007 at 4:26 pm - ReplyBecause they have all the ear-markings of “exploitation.”
(Fame seeking stage parents. Million dollar contracts. Anorexic tendencies. Revolving door relationships.)
They’ve never really been FREE to exist as individuals.
They have no identity outside of their IDOl image.
November 20th, 2007 at 9:28 pm - ReplyAre you sure she wasn’t hospitalized from foot problems from walking around on those stilts?
November 21st, 2007 at 8:16 am - Reply