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Vince Vaughn hasn’t plucked his nose hairs because:
1) He plans to hang ornaments on them for the holidays;
2) He screwed the sorority chick before he could get the trimmer Jen promised him for Christmas last year;
3) You never know when you might need some floss;
4) He already exerted all his energy remembering to zip up his fly;
5) He asked Santa for a trimmer, but he’s been more naughty than nice;
6) He likes to tickle women’s cheeks with ‘em when he’s “closing the deal”;
7) None of the above. He _____________.
i hope it’s #1. that’s hilarious.
November 20th, 2007 at 1:55 pm - ReplyGROSS!!!
November 20th, 2007 at 2:23 pm - ReplyYou know what they say on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy… there’s never an excuse for nose hair!
November 20th, 2007 at 2:24 pm - ReplyAt least his teeth look good (I have a thing
about wonky looking teeth).
And, Jenn F.: those Queer Eye guys are right
November 20th, 2007 at 4:10 pm - Replyabout almost everything.
Oh.
November 20th, 2007 at 5:01 pm - ReplyMy.
God.
The guy needs a trim. Get a trim V.V.!! You’re getting lazy.
(Am i mistaken, or does this guy come from old money?)
November 20th, 2007 at 9:04 pm - Reply