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Stars — They’re just like Melrose Place!
Yes, Sienna Miller and Kate Moss apparently live in a real-life soap opera, as Kate reportedly confronted Sienna at a mutual friend’s b-day party in London, hissing that: “If you hurt Rhys, you’ll have made an enemy for life. Treat him right and we’ll leave you alone. But don’t hurt him because we love him — and we always stick together.”
For those who don’t know, Rhys Ifans is a Welsh actor and Sienna’s BF (his lovely mug is above).
Seriously, does anyone past the age of 16 actually talk like that? That isn’t even Melrose Place-caliber dialogue — it’s more like Gossip Girl! I’m sure it was followed by a heated stare-down, then Kate Moss walking off… okay, stumbling off… while the camera zoomed on Sienna’s tortured face. Is she going to hurt Rhys? Will Kate sic Pete Doherty’s crack-addicted cat on her? Hold on Sienna’s conflicted expression, as we…
FADE OUT.

















It’s funny how we always see British stars wasted in the back of their limos. At least they use drivers!!!
November 20th, 2007 at 1:08 pmkate got old real quick.
November 20th, 2007 at 1:55 pmHow very high school.
November 20th, 2007 at 2:25 pmWTF??
What man wants the women in his circle threatening his girlfriend?? Isn’t that juvenile, emasculating, domineering, humiliating, disrespectful…yada, yada, yada??
He may ACTUALLY love Sienna.
November 20th, 2007 at 9:11 pmI agree with Hannah.
November 20th, 2007 at 10:55 pmAt least they use drivers
and don’t d&d.
so middle-school
November 21st, 2007 at 8:10 amWhy all the fuss over a 50 year old alcoholic and coke fiend? Sienna will dump him when she gets tired of footing the bills, not a day sooner just to piss of Kate. Jealous little cats.
November 25th, 2007 at 4:42 pmKate is soo Beautiful.
May 21st, 2008 at 6:51 am