Sienna Miller and Kate Moss Star in Real-Life Soap Opera

Nov 20, 2007 | Tags:

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Stars — They’re just like Melrose Place!

Yes, Sienna Miller and Kate Moss apparently live in a real-life soap opera, as Kate reportedly confronted Sienna at a mutual friend’s b-day party in London, hissing that: “If you hurt Rhys, you’ll have made an enemy for life. Treat him right and we’ll leave you alone. But don’t hurt him because we love him — and we always stick together.”

For those who don’t know, Rhys Ifans is a Welsh actor and Sienna’s BF (his lovely mug is above).

Seriously, does anyone past the age of 16 actually talk like that? That isn’t even Melrose Place-caliber dialogue — it’s more like Gossip Girl! I’m sure it was followed by a heated stare-down, then Kate Moss walking off… okay, stumbling off… while the camera zoomed on Sienna’s tortured face. Is she going to hurt Rhys? Will Kate sic Pete Doherty’s crack-addicted cat on her? Hold on Sienna’s conflicted expression, as we…

FADE OUT.

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8 Responses to “Sienna Miller and Kate Moss Star in Real-Life Soap Opera”

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  1. Hannah says:

    It’s funny how we always see British stars wasted in the back of their limos. At least they use drivers!!!

  2. princess bride says:

    kate got old real quick.

  3. Jenn F. says:

    How very high school.

  4. bluehawaii says:

    WTF??

    What man wants the women in his circle threatening his girlfriend?? Isn’t that juvenile, emasculating, domineering, humiliating, disrespectful…yada, yada, yada??

    He may ACTUALLY love Sienna.

  5. Me says:

    I agree with Hannah.
    At least they use drivers
    and don’t d&d.

  6. Jo Jo says:

  7. Yoink! says:

    Why all the fuss over a 50 year old alcoholic and coke fiend? Sienna will dump him when she gets tired of footing the bills, not a day sooner just to piss of Kate. Jealous little cats.

  8. Fillup says:

    Kate is soo Beautiful.

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