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For those who feel like baking a sweet that’s more, um, shapely than the standard pumpkin pie this holiday, Mel Gibson has generously shared his recipe for Thanksgiving Sugar Tit Pie! Mmmm. Passed down through generations of sexists.
Don’t be a boob. Be sure to give thanks for nice racks this holiday with Mel’s recipe!
Recipe card graphic created by the hilarious 14 at Gallery of the Absurd, while actual recipe is a collaboration between Candy and Mel. Be sure to also check out 14’s EveryDay with Rachael Ray Thanksgiving magazine cover.
In addition, stay tuned for the holiday feature — Tom Cruise’s Thetan Thanksgiving! The star shares the heartwarming tale of Scientologists first landing on Xenu Rock — which will be posted tomorrow after I’ve recovered from this evening’s festivities, during which I plan to give thanks for cosmopolitans. Amen.
Let me be the first, ahead of even Candy, to wish you all a Happy Thanks Giving!!! Ha-ha-hee-hee!!!
November 21st, 2007 at 11:17 pm - Replyi want a breats for desert
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:52 am - ReplyI give thanks for Candy and 14. You gals have made me laugh - a lot!!!
November 22nd, 2007 at 6:09 am - ReplyHappy Thanksgiving.
Ouch, my head hurts this morning. Regardless, we’re having Sugar Tit Pie today for thanksgiving dinner!
November 22nd, 2007 at 7:33 am - ReplyI second what the other Jenn said.
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:47 am - ReplyI want some nipples for desert, please!
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:58 pm - ReplyIs it Jew-free Sugar Tits? I don’t want them dirty Jews messin’ with my son’s tit pie!
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:19 am - ReplyOMG!!!!!!! This is BUTTFUCKING funny!!! Fucking brilliant! Mel Gibson’s sugar tit pie!!! I love you guys!!!!
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:53 pm - Reply