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Happy Turkey Day, Holy Rollers!
Just wanted to take this opportunity to give thanks for all my readers and commenters who, as my mom often points out, are infinitely more clever and funny than I am. Without you, this site would be… well, just me talking to myself. Which I already do more than enough.
I would also like to give thanks for:
1) Martinis. Without them, I may have actually gotten up at a decent hour this morning.
2) Britney Spears. Without her, my job would be a lot harder.
3) Elastic waistbands. Without them, I would be forced to open my fly at the Thanksgiving dinner table. Or go naked. And nobody wants that — especially my grandma, who likes to be the only naked one at the table.
Hugs, kisses and many servings of Thanksgiving mashed potatoes,
Candy
You crazy Americans & your Thanksgiving……LOL J/K
WELL, even though I’M AT WORK right now bcs we (Canadians) had our Thanksgiving last month (and I’m not bitter about being at work at ALL - NOT A BIT ;P) I’d still like to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving, and a big thanks to YOU for this site! It’s on my daily must read list (if I had an actual list…you know what I mean)
So thank YOU! Hope you have a wonderful holiday!
PS your mom is funny. LOL ;P
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:19 am - ReplyThank you Candy for giving us all something to laugh about everyday!! I too have been making a daily pit stop for about a year and you haven’t let me down!
Be safe everyone and don’t drink too much(ahem…Candy) 
November 22nd, 2007 at 12:34 pm - ReplyHappy Thanksgiving to you Candy!!
Really enjoy your site for the fun and laughs.
November 22nd, 2007 at 12:35 pm - ReplyLook forward to reading it each day to put me in a good mood.
Say, Candy, cute Pilgrim suit.
Isn’t Thanksgiving a great holiday?
You can be a secular humanist vegetarian librarian (such as myself), or a deeply
dyed-in-the-wool fundamentalist Christian,
or a devoted Buddhist veterinarian, or
anything in between (I realize my
parallelism isn’t perfect).
It doesn’t matter! We can all be thankful.
It’s my favorite holiday also because it involves
no obligatory gifts, has great food (and
for many, great sports-watching) and (here in
western PA) the leaves look great. It’s the last
blast of autumn, my favorite season.
Hope Thanksgiving is great for you, Candy, and all
the regular Holy Rollers. I have just returned from a splendid early dinner, and will have
some pumpkin pie later this evening (as I post
it is about 4 p.m. in PA).
Thanks, too, Candy, for giving me something to laugh about every day, at a time when I sometimes
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:09 pm - Replybelieve the Apocalypse is imminent (and I don’t
even BELIEVE in the Apocalypse or the Mayan
calendar 2012 thing!!!).
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:46 pm - Replythanks for all the laughs candy. happy turkey day to you and all the holy rollers!
November 22nd, 2007 at 2:29 pm - Replyjenner — Yes, we are crazy. Americans will celebrate anything if it means we can gorge ourselves.
lala — Don’t worry, I’m a responsible alcoholic.
Yoli — Very sweet of you to say.
librarian kathleen — What pilgrim suit? That’s my old high school prom photo.
CLICK HERE — I hope to one day give thanks for the elimination of spam. One day.
martini lover — Given your name, I suspect we have a lot in common.
Happy holiday once again to you and yours, everyone! I’m off to gorge myself…
November 22nd, 2007 at 2:34 pm - ReplyI still got to say it first.
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:32 pm - Replywho is that midget?
November 23rd, 2007 at 2:35 am - ReplyBelated-
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:06 am - ReplyHappy
Thanksgiving,
Candy!!
Hi Candy
On my country we don’t have Thanksgiving but anyway I want to thank you because you make my cubicle hours a lot funnier!!
November 23rd, 2007 at 9:15 am - ReplyI don’t have Thanksgiving in my country but who cares? Let’s party! http://www.spymac.com/details/?2308766
November 25th, 2007 at 11:44 am - Reply