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Holy Candy celebrity and brainstorming partner, Matty
Patrick Dempsey and Andy Samberg do Martha Stewart. No word on whether she smoked their dick in a box. [popbytes]
Quiet Riot singer found dead. He is survived by one of the best head-banging songs ever, “Cum on Feel the Noize.” [Celebrity Smack]
In a shocking turn for a lad mag, GQ wants men view Rihanna not so much as a successful artist, but rather as a “naughty girl in need of a spanking.” Oh, how far us women have come! [POTP]
Pete Wentz defends Ashlee Simpson against fun-making heavy metal band, threatens to poke them to death with his eyeliner. [Gabby Babble]
In case you’ve been wondering what Steven Segal’s been up to lately, he’s been drinking sheep soup in Kalmykia. But who hasn’t been, really? [Ayyyy!]
Mmmbop explosion: The Hansons are taking over the world. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
F*ck Ashlee Simpson and her (insert adjective here) bf.
November 26th, 2007 at 10:39 pmOn another note, i love your cat pics! even tho he (she?) looks pissed in this pic.
Thanks, Happy Go Lucky. Matty is like Justin Timberlake — he gets pissed when you take too many pictures of him.
November 26th, 2007 at 11:37 pm