Comments on: Wanted Alert http://candykirby.com/2007/11/26/wanted-alert-4/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:09:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: midevil http://candykirby.com/2007/11/26/wanted-alert-4/comment-page-1/#comment-3552 midevil Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:32:59 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/11/26/wanted-alert-4/#comment-3552 Aside from oral (with the lights turned out), this guy has no redeemable qualities. Fortunately for his sake, he was aware of this fact early on and chose to focus on crucial tongue exercises rather than personality enhancements. Aside from oral (with the lights turned out), this guy has no redeemable qualities. Fortunately for his sake, he was aware of this fact early on and chose to focus on crucial tongue exercises rather than personality enhancements.

]]> By: librarian kathleen http://candykirby.com/2007/11/26/wanted-alert-4/comment-page-1/#comment-3551 librarian kathleen Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:46:57 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/11/26/wanted-alert-4/#comment-3551 His hair has always been wrong, which is hard to explain. He's got more money than, well, most people. He could buy the best hair in the universe. I think his mother always liked his hair just the way it is. Hence, he keeps it. (That tongue still has some of us dreaming wet dreams, though.) His hair has always been wrong, which is
hard to explain. He’s got more money
than, well, most people. He could buy the
best hair in the universe.

I think his mother always liked his hair
just the way it is. Hence, he keeps it.

(That tongue still has some of us dreaming
wet dreams, though.)

]]> By: jenner http://candykirby.com/2007/11/26/wanted-alert-4/comment-page-1/#comment-3550 jenner Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:54:20 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/11/26/wanted-alert-4/#comment-3550 I saw him coming out of a 7-Eleven on Saturday. I had no idea he was in town. I was with my mom, we both screamed out to him like losers (and got a smooth as hell wave in return.) Made our Saturday. It was HILARIOUS. But yeah, that hair is just....all sorts of wrong...LOL I saw him coming out of a 7-Eleven on Saturday. I had no idea he was in town. I was with my mom, we both screamed out to him like losers (and got a smooth as hell wave in return.) Made our Saturday. It was HILARIOUS.

But yeah, that hair is just….all sorts of wrong…LOL

]]> By: CLICK HERE http://candykirby.com/2007/11/26/wanted-alert-4/comment-page-1/#comment-3549 CLICK HERE Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:59:14 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/11/26/wanted-alert-4/#comment-3549 OMG he's really ugly OMG he’s really ugly

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