“Her once gravity-defying assets had moved in a direction more befitting to a 33-year-old mother of three”…
You said it, Daily Mail, Worldwide Sponsor of Low Female Self-Esteem! Hell, most young moms are practically tripping over their boobs. It’s about freakin’ time Posh let her husband play hacky sack with those suckers. That’s what 33-year-old mothers do.
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lol! those british rags are even trashier than american ones.
November 28th, 2007 at 12:19 amhttp://www.hotcelebs.org
November 28th, 2007 at 5:23 amPoor Posh, next thing you know we will
November 28th, 2007 at 5:39 amall find out that she cannot really sing.
BTW, ^ one, you still suck!
The British tabloid press is vicious.
And the Mail is the worst of the lot…the sour-face of Middle England
November 28th, 2007 at 5:56 amAt least they don’t look like bolt-ons anymore. They look a little bit less fake now (maybe.)
November 28th, 2007 at 6:29 amPosh looks much better with breasts that atleast look real.
November 28th, 2007 at 6:36 amShe also looks like she’s put on about 10 lbs. She looks better.
November 28th, 2007 at 6:49 amFake ones suck anyway. They’re no fun…I mean, they just kinda sit there. At least real ones have some character…um…not that I would know the difference.
November 28th, 2007 at 7:46 amwe dudes also have 2 spheroidal objects in front of our bodies that when we are younger are “gravity defying” but as we age they “deflate”. (remember ole uncle hank in his tennis shorts?). it’s just a matter of time before the tabloids are reporting on bruce willis and his ‘boys’.
November 28th, 2007 at 8:00 amI’m so glad you’re focusing attention on the Daily Mail’s relentless attack on the female body. Did you see today’s article about the scandal of Twiggy’s age? “However, away from make-up and lighting trickery, the iconic sixties star is unable to disguise her 58 years.”
why should she disguise it?
November 28th, 2007 at 9:32 amPosh almost looks human now!
November 28th, 2007 at 10:01 amI think she looks good, like she put on some weight since that pic.
November 28th, 2007 at 10:47 amI’m with you 14. I’m 25 and already I feel outdated, as the media bitches about everything wrong with the female physique. But of course, don’t say shit about men. That would damage their egos. B*TCHES!
And I agree, Posh looks much better in the 2nd pic. Her breasts look square-shaped in the 1st…but then as i look at the pic, are those pics from the same day?!? same dress, same hair, different angle??? Doh!
November 28th, 2007 at 12:47 pmyeah since when is it a bad thing to look human rather than alien?!?! geez. and Twiggy is adorable, do you expect her to hide under a rock because she’s not 25?
December 6th, 2007 at 12:29 am