Pieces of Candy: Tuesday Edition

Nov 27, 2007 | Tags:

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Amy Winehouse finally cancels her tour. Official statement: “Aklwpwkd…need crack…lslepririq.” [POTP]

Paris Hilton flashes her ass. Besides the one on her shoulders, that is. [Celebrity Smack]

Kim Kardashian robbed at the airport. Thankfully, no chance of the thieves taking her dignity, as she was robbed of that a long time ago. [Gabby Babble]

Jordin SparksTattoo gets remixed. Which isn’t nearly as painful as that sounds. [popbytes]

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon demonstrate the cornerstone of any good marriage: being able to pass out on your oblivious husband. [Ayyyy!]

The Spice Girls show up to promote themselves support Mel B. [Hollywood Offender]

Dannielynn Birkhead is adorable. Which will hopefully help her overcome the fact her name is Dannielynn Birkhead. [CityRag]

Proof that life isn’t fair: Halle Berry looks even more beautiful five months pregnant. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Usher and his wife, Tameka, welcome a baby boy. We tried to reach Tameka for comment, but she was too busy gold-digging, er… resting in bed… to respond. [People]

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  1. Happy Go Lucky says:

    Kim K is such an idiot. NEVER leave valuables in your luggage. And sure as hell not $50Gs worth!!! Meanwhile if I was a delta employee, her luggage would have gotten ‘lost’ and then it woulda been her own fault for being such an idiot.

  2. Jo Jo says:

    Usher’s wife looks like a tranny, seriously.

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  4. The EC says:

    Is Paris Hilton nude still news? Think we can all draw her naughty parts from memory by now. Maybe she didn’t read far enough into her jailcell Bible.

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