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Today is just a wealth of more inspiring Britney Spears news…
In addition to tabloids claiming she is four-weeks pregnant (which has already been denied) and showed up 12 hours late to her video shoot yesterday, Brit Brit reportedly has a “secret fantasy room,” filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe. The room also features a mirrored ceiling, a glass jar containing spanking paddles and a closet full of kinky outfits — including Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and Cinderella outfit — according to an “insider.”
But what’s even worse, is that her house is allegedly a pigpen — the white couches are feces-stained from diaper-changing and Britney’s dog. Shitney Spears, indeed! Hey, she should put on that maid’s uniform and finally put it to good use: for cleaning. Ick.
If you’re wondering who’s helping Britney use all that equipment — and I know you’re trying not to, but I’m going to tell you anyway — her “new squeeze” is Michael Marchand, a Hollywood waiter and aspiring actor, despite his mom insisting that they’re “just friends” who like “watching videos together and playing Scrabble.”
She had me until “Scrabble.” Go Fish, maybe. But Scrabble…? Talk about a short game.
Spanking paddles and Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, huh? It’s only a matter of time till Papa Joe is giving Britney a ring. To help her “career,” of course.
I was thinking more along the lines of Candyland or Chutes and Ladders.
November 28th, 2007 at 10:20 amUm, can’t she pay someone to clean up the
November 28th, 2007 at 12:40 pmdog shit??
And baby shit from changing diapers??
How exactly are you changing the kid if
you’re getting poo everywhere??? I mean,
that’s what the diaper is for–to CATCH
the poo!
If you’re pie-eyed and seeing double,
November 28th, 2007 at 12:43 pmyou probably would get poop on the couch.
That’s what changing tables are for…
Sir, I would greatly appreciate it if you leave leave Miss Britney Spears alone and respect her privacy. She has gone through enough already and we here at the Crocker Fan Club, we are trying to stop to spead of defaming comments by the haters of britney spears.
November 28th, 2007 at 1:30 pmDale, you might want to stop posting spam. Candy is not a ’sir’.
November 28th, 2007 at 2:33 pmNo, I’m not MsTriste! At least, not anymore. (Perhaps I’ve revealed too much?)
November 28th, 2007 at 3:19 pmWe don’t hate Britney,
November 28th, 2007 at 5:01 pmwe love her for all the entertainment she provides.
If it weren’t for Ms. Spears, Candy would be bored out of her skull.
SCRABBLE???
It would be very illuminating to
conduct a spelling contest among
this deranged celebutrash girl, and
her Fed-Ex, and her manny, and her
driver, and her kids…
Guess who wins?
November 28th, 2007 at 6:45 pmF**king
gross! ;(
However, I am not surprised.
She looks like a walking
shit stain, so having her
furnishings covered in it
is only to be expected.
Shit stain = Britney Spears.
November 28th, 2007 at 6:48 pmSo
f**king
gross! ;(
However, I am not surprised.
She looks like a walking
November 28th, 2007 at 7:31 pmshit stain, so having her
furnishings covered in it
is only to be expected.
I can’t imagine Britney playing Scrabble. She probably tries to use words like “Frap” and “skankho” and “wigger” all the time, and since she certainly hasn’t got a dictionary in the house, the game would constantly be coming to a standstill. Well, unless her boyfriend lets her use whatever words she wants, y’all, cuz she’s Britney, bitch!
November 28th, 2007 at 10:41 pmI agree with Happy Go Lucky, it makes no sense that she just wouldn’t hire someone to clean up. It just takes a phone call–unless she has that “stranger paranoia” thing that some celebs get, in which case then Cousin Alli better don the rubber gloves and have at it. Just to clarify, “cleaning.” Have at it “cleaning.”
December 1st, 2007 at 12:14 amFrom the description, it sounds like Britney’s “secret room” is just the place where she stores the props that were used to film her old videos.
But the thought of her actually trying to use any of that stuff? Excuse me, I feel unwell…
December 1st, 2007 at 6:36 am