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	<title>Comments on: Britney Spears, Sex Rooms and Feces… Oh, My!</title>
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		<title>By: The Joker</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/11/28/britney-spears-sex-rooms-and-feces-oh-my/comment-page-1/#comment-3706</link>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:36:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>From the description, it sounds like Britney's "secret room" is just the place where she stores the props that were used to film her old videos.

But the thought of her actually trying to use any of that stuff?  Excuse me, I feel unwell...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From the description, it sounds like Britney&#8217;s &#8220;secret room&#8221; is just the place where she stores the props that were used to film her old videos.</p>
<p>But the thought of her actually trying to use any of that stuff?  Excuse me, I feel unwell&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Holy Terror</title>
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		<dc:creator>Holy Terror</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree with Happy Go Lucky, it makes no sense that she just wouldn't hire someone to clean up. It just takes a phone call--unless she has that "stranger paranoia" thing that some celebs get, in which case then Cousin Alli better don the rubber gloves and have at it. Just to clarify, "cleaning." Have at it "cleaning."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with Happy Go Lucky, it makes no sense that she just wouldn&#8217;t hire someone to clean up. It just takes a phone call&#8211;unless she has that &#8220;stranger paranoia&#8221; thing that some celebs get, in which case then Cousin Alli better don the rubber gloves and have at it. Just to clarify, &#8220;cleaning.&#8221; Have at it &#8220;cleaning.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Exyank</title>
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		<dc:creator>Exyank</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:41:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can't imagine Britney playing Scrabble. She probably tries to use words like "Frap" and "skankho" and "wigger" all the time, and since she certainly hasn't got a dictionary in the house, the game would constantly be coming to a standstill. Well, unless her boyfriend lets her use whatever words she wants, y'all, cuz she's Britney, bitch!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t imagine Britney playing Scrabble. She probably tries to use words like &#8220;Frap&#8221; and &#8220;skankho&#8221; and &#8220;wigger&#8221; all the time, and since she certainly hasn&#8217;t got a dictionary in the house, the game would constantly be coming to a standstill. Well, unless her boyfriend lets her use whatever words she wants, y&#8217;all, cuz she&#8217;s Britney, bitch!</p>
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		<title>By: Jane</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So
f**king
gross! ;(

However, I am not surprised.

She looks like a walking
shit stain, so having her
furnishings covered in it
is only to be expected.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So<br />
f**king<br />
gross! ;(</p>
<p>However, I am not surprised.</p>
<p>She looks like a walking<br />
shit stain, so having her<br />
furnishings covered in it<br />
is only to be expected.</p>
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		<title>By: Jane</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:48:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>F**king
gross! ;(

However, I am not surprised.

She looks like a walking
shit stain, so having her
furnishings covered in it
is only to be expected.

Shit stain = Britney Spears.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>F**king<br />
gross! ;(</p>
<p>However, I am not surprised.</p>
<p>She looks like a walking<br />
shit stain, so having her<br />
furnishings covered in it<br />
is only to be expected.</p>
<p>Shit stain = Britney Spears.</p>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
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		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>SCRABBLE???

It would be very illuminating to
conduct a spelling contest among
this deranged celebutrash girl, and
her Fed-Ex, and her manny, and her
driver, and her kids...

Guess who wins?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SCRABBLE???</p>
<p>It would be very illuminating to<br />
conduct a spelling contest among<br />
this deranged celebutrash girl, and<br />
her Fed-Ex, and her manny, and her<br />
driver, and her kids&#8230;</p>
<p>Guess who wins?</p>
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		<title>By: Bee Hind</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bee Hind</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We don't hate Britney,
we love her for all the entertainment she provides.
If it weren't for Ms. Spears, Candy would be bored out of her skull.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We don&#8217;t hate Britney,<br />
we love her for all the entertainment she provides.<br />
If it weren&#8217;t for Ms. Spears, Candy would be bored out of her skull.</p>
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		<title>By: Candy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Candy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, I'm not MsTriste!  At least, not anymore.  (Perhaps I've revealed too much?)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, I&#8217;m not MsTriste!  At least, not anymore.  (Perhaps I&#8217;ve revealed too much?)</p>
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		<title>By: MsTriste</title>
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		<dc:creator>MsTriste</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dale, you might want to stop posting spam.  Candy is not a 'sir'.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dale, you might want to stop posting spam.  Candy is not a &#8217;sir&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>By: Dale Windsors</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dale Windsors</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sir, I would greatly appreciate it if you leave leave Miss Britney Spears alone and respect her privacy. She has gone through enough already and we here at the Crocker Fan Club, we are trying to stop to spead of defaming comments by the haters of britney spears.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sir, I would greatly appreciate it if you leave leave Miss Britney Spears alone and respect her privacy. She has gone through enough already and we here at the Crocker Fan Club, we are trying to stop to spead of defaming comments by the haters of britney spears.</p>
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