Pop Quiz: Carrot Top

Nov 28, 2007 | Tags:

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Carrot Top wore kneepads to the Gene Simmons roast last night because:

1) As a “gift,” he got on his knees to “smoke” Gene at the roast;

2) He wants to preserve the only part of his body that hasn’t been under the knife;

3) He also plays goalie for the National Clown Soccer Team;

4) He needs them when bouncers throw his uninvited ass out of red-carpet events;

5) None of the above. He’s wearing them because ______________.

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  1. Michael C says:

    He has to protect his knees during the hours of praying he does each day.

    He’s praying for a miracle that actually makes him funny.

  2. Jane says:

    All of the above.

    For f**ks sake, does this thing
    NOT own a mirror?
    Scary
    ass-clown.

    Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! :(

  3. jewed says:

    He
    Makes
    Me
    Want
    To
    Throw
    Up

  4. librarian kathleen says:

    All of the above.
    And, all of the above.

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