Vanessa Hudgens is Such a Tease

Okay, how am I supposed to sleep after reading THIS?

Vanessa can’t tease me with this l’il nugget and expect me to be able to just move on with my life. I mean, will Sharpay wear a strapless dress or spaghetti straps? Will Gabriella pull a Donna Martin and get wasted on a glass of champagne, thereby getting her banned her from graduating from high school until the rest of the school holds a demonstration and the school board changes their minds?! (*CATCH BREATH AFTER RUN-ON SENTENCE HERE*) Most importantly, will Troy be voted Prom Queen, er… King?

Damn you and your provocative plot leaks, Vanessa Hudgens!

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1. Jane says:

   I f**king HATE Disney and all
   of the twats it promotes as
   it’s ’stars’. I say keep parents
   your kiddies AWAY from all the
   s**t that is Disney.

   Anything Disney = Total F**KERS.

   November 28th, 2007 at 6:34 pm - Reply

2. Jane says:

   Oops, I meant ‘parents keep your
   kiddies’ ……

   November 28th, 2007 at 6:35 pm - Reply

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