I remember hearing horror stories in college about a sorority that would force pledges to sit on blocks of ice, buck naked, while the sisters would circle their fat with magic markers. The purpose of sharing this story…? To let Jennifer Love Hewitt know she didn’t miss anything by skipping college — she’s got the Daily Mail to do the same thing for her, only they’re armed with computers and newspaper print instead of Sharpies.
Lucky her!
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I know a lot of women who would LOVE to look like she does

November 29th, 2007 at 6:00 amGlad she’s comfortable in her own skin.
I think that if I stood next to her my ass would look rather giant compared to hers. I think she looks great.
November 29th, 2007 at 6:24 amOMG! a hollywood female that looks like a…woman!!! she doesn’t look like a pimply twelve year old boy!!! how dare she! we hetero guys are supposed to be hot after a girl who looks like zac effron. but i guess i’m a freak because i seriously think she’s looking HOT. finally an attractive chick in tinsel town. in the words of my slightly older uncle jimmy “you go girl!!”
November 29th, 2007 at 6:30 amMakes me like her even more.
November 29th, 2007 at 6:39 amWow.
The size of her rear makes mine
so much smaller to me now.
Thanks JLove.
November 29th, 2007 at 6:46 amShe is a cute girl.
She’s tiny as an elf. But with big boobs!
November 29th, 2007 at 7:32 amReal men love a woman with curves like a race track.
November 29th, 2007 at 7:40 amIt’s great to see a normal woman in the mags. I agree with Big Joe, that whole 12 year old boy look has got to go.
November 29th, 2007 at 11:42 amHey - maybe I really DO have a chance with John Mayer. Didn’t he write that Wonderland song about her?
If that (totally normal woman’s) body is a wonderland then my fanny is freakin’ EDEN!!
Long live dimples!!!
November 29th, 2007 at 12:21 pmI must confess, I’m jealous of her ta-tas. Wish
November 29th, 2007 at 1:17 pmI had some of my own.
I find JLH so annoying but seeing her look so completely NORMAL and comfortable with it in these pictures makes me like her.
November 29th, 2007 at 3:10 pmyeah, good for her, although stop hating on women without curves, we’re just as normal.
November 29th, 2007 at 4:41 pmIf that IS really her ass in all it’s glory… Then Halla frikkin Lu~Ya’ll!!!! Finally a somewhat normal looking ass.
November 29th, 2007 at 9:26 pmIf you think she looks good (which she does and I respect her body honesty and the fact that her thighs touch, for Chrissakses), you should look up Nigella Lawson. Perfect woman. Every day, I know I would trade my size 2-4 self to be Nigella Lawson.
November 29th, 2007 at 10:09 pmI don’t know about the rest of you but I find secretary asses sexy…and she certainly has one.
November 30th, 2007 at 3:18 amShe’s the sweetest person. I saw one of those Entertainment show specials where they were surprising the people who were a big influence in their lives, and she chose this teacher from her high school. She was so humble and appreciative, I’ve liked her more since then.
December 2nd, 2007 at 1:40 amI (a dude) thinks she looks fantastic.
Cheers to real women!
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:35 pmi wish i looked like that!
December 6th, 2007 at 12:14 pmCarina - I’m confused - I thought JLove was a Size 2? Well that’s what she said anyway.
P.S. Puh-lease. No Size 2-4 woman wants to be bigger. It’s so disingenuous to pretend you’d like more curves.
January 25th, 2008 at 9:04 pm