Lindsay Lohan Visits the Salon More Than Britney Visits the Restroom

Nov 29, 2007 | Tags:

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Sources say Lindsay Lohan wore her aviators to the hair salon yesterday because she was seeing sunspots. But, as it turns out, she just really is spotted.

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  1. Jenn says:

    tanorexic - it looks like she has spray tanned her chest,neck and face but not her shoulders. Does she not own a mirror?

  2. Anonymous says:

    High as a kite and the most disgusting “celebrity” I’ve ever seen.

  3. jenner says:

    I try to comment on this skankwhore as little as possible but OMFG this is funny ahahahaha

    It reminds me of one of those dickie things:

    http://www.hudsonworkwear.com/Photos/new%20photos%20(Marcy)/FEHOJ%20gray%20dickie.jpg

    except this dickie covers her FACE as well LMFAO…..

    *trying not to make “dick covering face” joke*

  4. jenner says:

    erm, let’s see if THIS works…

    http://www.hudsonworkwear.com/Photos/new%20photos%20(Marcy)/FEHOJ%20gray%20dickie.jpg
    ;)

  5. jenner says:

  6. Jane says:

    This yarn-hair freak is a joke.
    WTF is WRONG WITH HER?
    Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
    Seriously, does she NOT know
    that she is followed around being
    photographed because
    she is a fodder for society to
    make fun of her?
    Twat. ;)

  7. kathleen says:

    she should go back to being red-headed, pale and freckled. soooooooo much prettier than this mess she’s created.

  8. Bee Hind says:

    She looks like a goddamn Sunkist orange.
    If her sunglasses were just a little bit bigger,
    she could loan them to clowns.

  9. Annie says:

  10. Julie says:

    Eeeww! Why do her arms and shoulders look like a mottled corpse from CSI and the rest of her is Oompa Loompa?

  11. Happy Go Lucky says:

    I’m with Jenn and Julie. Plus she looks like
    she has a ’stache in the last pic. Hope she
    got that taken care of at the salon. Next
    time she should invite Brit.

  12. librarian kathleen says:

    This whole Oompa Loompa trend
    among celebrities deserves an
    investigative journalism
    collaboration piece from
    Candy and Gallery of the Absurd.

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