Jenna Jameson to Open Bar (Instead of Legs for Once)

Nov 30, 2007 | Tags:

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Porn star-turned-starving businesswoman Jenna Jameson and Heatherette designer-turned-Chris-Crocker-doppleganger Richie Rich are opening a bar together in Chinatown at a most appropriate venue: a former whorehouse.

Page Six reports that the bar, called The General Store, will have a store in front where the duo will sell Richie’s designs hand-picked by Jenna, while the bar will be located in the back. Because the only way you’d be willing to pay for those rags is if you’re drunk.

Bar appetizers will include Jenna’s Duck-Billed Platypus Skewers, Richie Rich’s Cheese Balls and meats splattered heavily in cream.

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    1. bluehawaii says:

    2. Julie says:

      I agree with bluehawaii.

    3. Katie says:

      Did you notice they look just about alike?

      Yucky!

    4. KAT says:

      AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED JENNA HAS A QUITE PROMINENT MOUSTACHE? GOD ALMIGHTY, DAMN, BUT SHE IS UGLY!!!!

    5. Jane says:

      Wow, I bet they throw in a
      complimentary STD with any purchase.
      (Like anyone in their right mind would go in
      and spend a penny on the s**t they are
      hawking.)

      So
      f**king
      gross.

    6. Ron says:

      Doppleganger reference. How nice!

    7. sugarbear says:

      Attack of the fish people!

    8. Jenny says:

      I saw the above picture of Jude Law, and thought, Regardless of the hair, he has a really nice face.

      Then I scroll down to see this.

      I nearly projectile vomited all over my screen.

    9. Suzanne says:

      I would not buy a drink from these two - gross

    10. 14 says:

      Candy,

      You are a genius.

      ef oh ewe are tee EE EE enn

    11. sweet says:

      I think it is awesome and you people are trailer trash anyway makeing these comments. Jealous that she has made a fortune off your perversions. The bar will be the hottest place in newyork for years to come.

    12. joseph says:

      I think Jenna is a beautiful genius and what a fierce business woman, Richie is nothing like that utube kid, he throws awesome parties!!! you people need to get with it! lol

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