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Porn star-turned-starving businesswoman Jenna Jameson and Heatherette designer-turned-Chris-Crocker-doppleganger Richie Rich are opening a bar together in Chinatown at a most appropriate venue: a former whorehouse.
Page Six reports that the bar, called The General Store, will have a store in front where the duo will sell Richie’s designs hand-picked by Jenna, while the bar will be located in the back. Because the only way you’d be willing to pay for those rags is if you’re drunk.
Bar appetizers will include Jenna’s Duck-Billed Platypus Skewers, Richie Rich’s Cheese Balls and meats splattered heavily in cream.

















Eeeew.
November 30th, 2007 at 3:42 pm - ReplyI agree with bluehawaii.
November 30th, 2007 at 6:39 pm - ReplyDid you notice they look just about alike?
Yucky!
December 1st, 2007 at 4:02 am - ReplyAM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED JENNA HAS A QUITE PROMINENT MOUSTACHE? GOD ALMIGHTY, DAMN, BUT SHE IS UGLY!!!!
December 1st, 2007 at 6:27 am - ReplyWow, I bet they throw in a
complimentary STD with any purchase.
(Like anyone in their right mind would go in
and spend a penny on the s**t they are
hawking.)
So
December 1st, 2007 at 10:40 am - Replyf**king
gross.
Doppleganger reference. How nice!
December 1st, 2007 at 1:41 pm - ReplyAttack of the fish people!
December 1st, 2007 at 5:27 pm - ReplyI saw the above picture of Jude Law, and thought, Regardless of the hair, he has a really nice face.
Then I scroll down to see this.
I nearly projectile vomited all over my screen.
December 2nd, 2007 at 11:27 pm - ReplyI would not buy a drink from these two - gross
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:55 am - ReplyCandy,
You are a genius.
ef oh ewe are tee EE EE enn
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:04 pm - ReplyI think it is awesome and you people are trailer trash anyway makeing these comments. Jealous that she has made a fortune off your perversions. The bar will be the hottest place in newyork for years to come.
December 12th, 2007 at 11:34 am - ReplyI think Jenna is a beautiful genius and what a fierce business woman, Richie is nothing like that utube kid, he throws awesome parties!!! you people need to get with it! lol
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:24 pm - Reply