Comments on: An Open Letter to Joan Van Ark http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:32:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: richard http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4034 richard Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:25:33 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4034 she doesnt look bad for her age but the foundation is ridiculously wrong she doesnt look bad for her age but the foundation is ridiculously wrong

]]> By: Holy Terror http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4033 Holy Terror Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:58:13 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4033 librarian kathleen says:http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2005/ 11/madamism.html The link doesn't work anymore kathleen, but I know and love Madame and Waylan Flowers. I miss them! librarian kathleen says:http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2005/
11/madamism.html

The link doesn’t work anymore kathleen, but I know and love Madame and Waylan Flowers. I miss them!

]]> By: Bobofet http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4032 Bobofet Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:55:24 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4032 Looks like frostbite Looks like frostbite

]]> By: Lo http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4031 Lo Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:36:28 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4031 Whoa... I'm just speechless on this one... That's freaking scary dude, how can they get out of the OR and be like, "oh, I look wonderful" when they look like bleach and some acid fell on their faces. Whoa… I’m just speechless on this one… That’s freaking scary dude, how can they get out of the OR and be like, “oh, I look wonderful” when they look like bleach and some acid fell on their faces.

]]> By: Me http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4030 Me Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:59:10 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4030 This is completely f-ed up. I'm going to age gracefully and naturally, and I am not going to cave into this plastic/botox crap. She's in her 60s and doesn't have to dress like an old lady, BUT it would be nice to see someone in their 60s looking like they are in their 60s for once. This is completely f-ed up.

I’m going to age gracefully and
naturally, and I am not going to
cave into this plastic/botox crap.

She’s in her 60s and doesn’t
have to dress like an old lady,
BUT
it would be nice to see someone
in their 60s looking like
they are in their 60s for once.

]]> By: jo http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4029 jo Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:59:11 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4029 I'm also focusing on that lovely "drowned body" tint (it wasn't in the crayola box, but I didn't manage to find a closer match)on her face, around her piehole uh I mean mouth. What can cause that? To my highly untrained eyes, it looks like necrosis... How the hell can you be that color? I’m also focusing on that lovely “drowned body” tint (it wasn’t in the crayola box, but I didn’t manage to find a closer match)on her face, around her piehole uh I mean mouth. What can cause that? To my highly untrained eyes, it looks like necrosis… How the hell can you be that color?

]]> By: Jane http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4028 Jane Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:08:07 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4028 Who the f**k let her appear in public without looking in the mirror beforehand? OMG! That is just absolutely awful. :( She looks like her make-up was done by a mortician. Yikes! Who the f**k let her appear in public
without looking in the mirror beforehand?

OMG! That is just absolutely awful. :( She looks like her make-up was done
by a mortician. Yikes!

]]> By: Bee Hind http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4027 Bee Hind Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:39:59 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4027 My God, was she just eating blue cotton candy? My God, was she just eating blue cotton candy?

]]> By: librarian kathleen http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4026 librarian kathleen Mon, 03 Dec 2007 23:36:13 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4026 http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2005/ 11/madamism.html http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2005/
11/madamism.html

]]> By: librarian kathleen http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4025 librarian kathleen Mon, 03 Dec 2007 23:35:47 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/an-open-letter-to-joan-van-ark/#comment-4025 Yet. Another. Example. Of. "Madamism" see: Yet.
Another.
Example.
Of.
“Madamism”
see:

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