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	<title>Comments on: Guy Ritchie is a Talented Impersonator</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: 14</title>
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		<dc:creator>14</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:51:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>paris hilton impression!!  Bwaaaaaaaa HAAAAAAA! Good one, Candy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>paris hilton impression!!  Bwaaaaaaaa HAAAAAAA! Good one, Candy.</p>
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		<title>By: Annie</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/guy-ritchie-is-a-talented-impersonator/comment-page-1/#comment-4058</link>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Horse walks into a bar, the bartender looks up and says, "Why the long face?"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Horse walks into a bar, the bartender looks up and says, &#8220;Why the long face?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Hannah</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/guy-ritchie-is-a-talented-impersonator/comment-page-1/#comment-4057</link>
		<dc:creator>Hannah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL!  All Guy needs is a Posh wig and he'd be a deadringer for Paris!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL!  All Guy needs is a Posh wig and he&#8217;d be a deadringer for Paris!!!</p>
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		<title>By: lala</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/guy-ritchie-is-a-talented-impersonator/comment-page-1/#comment-4056</link>
		<dc:creator>lala</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:07:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>guy looks tamed</description>
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		<title>By: Jane</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For f**ks sake, if Madge and SJP are going
to appear at the same event, wear something
to cover up all of those hand/arm veins. :(

Shite, they look like steriod users
hands/arms.
I bet if they each put on ten pounds
they would look much softer and much more attractive.

Meanwhile, why the f**k is that OLD bat
Bawbawa Walters at this event?
Could she be anymore irrelevant, like
that stupid f**k show, 'The View'.
She has lost ALL creditability.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For f**ks sake, if Madge and SJP are going<br />
to appear at the same event, wear something<br />
to cover up all of those hand/arm veins. <img src='http://candykirby.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Shite, they look like steriod users<br />
hands/arms.<br />
I bet if they each put on ten pounds<br />
they would look much softer and much more attractive.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, why the f**k is that OLD bat<br />
Bawbawa Walters at this event?<br />
Could she be anymore irrelevant, like<br />
that stupid f**k show, &#8216;The View&#8217;.<br />
She has lost ALL creditability.</p>
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		<title>By: Happy Go Lucky</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/guy-ritchie-is-a-talented-impersonator/comment-page-1/#comment-4054</link>
		<dc:creator>Happy Go Lucky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:47:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Madonna does look great...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Madonna does look great&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: princess bride</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/guy-ritchie-is-a-talented-impersonator/comment-page-1/#comment-4053</link>
		<dc:creator>princess bride</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>if sarah jessica parker's going to wear fur, it should be a horse.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if sarah jessica parker&#8217;s going to wear fur, it should be a horse.</p>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/12/03/guy-ritchie-is-a-talented-impersonator/comment-page-1/#comment-4052</link>
		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 23:17:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Say, Madge, the face is fantastic, but
see you haven't found a surgeon who
can do something about those hands. Eek.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Say, Madge, the face is fantastic, but<br />
see you haven&#8217;t found a surgeon who<br />
can do something about those hands. Eek.</p>
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