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Gallery of the Absurd and Holy Candy present a new episode of “Hollywood Geographic,” in which biologists unearth a new species of worm: Heiress Worm Lips. [GOTA]
Hope Madame Tussaud kept her day job. [popbytes]
Kate Hudson’s son is the Simon Cowell of Fashion. [Ayyyy!]
Meanwhile, Jennifer Love Hewitt is the Tyra Banks of the Blogosphere: “Kiss my fat ass, bitches!” [Celebrity Smack]
Jenna Elfman’s son looks just delighted to be at the Scientology Christmas Stories pageant. (I wonder if Tom wore his tiara to the pageant?) [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Ethan Hawke is banging the nanny. Guess he and Jude Law use the same payment plan with their support staff. [Gabby Babble]
Akon pleads not guilty to throwing fan off stage, despite clear video evidence. Apparently, his fan’s not the only one who experienced head damage. [POTP]
Proof that us writers aren’t always cranky: striking guild members allow the fabulous Elizabeth Taylor to cross picket line. [CNN]
Heather Mills has oddly-sized bologna nipples, and other facts to make you toss your lunch. [News of the World -- Picture NSFW!]
LOL!!! I was wondering when you were going to get to Paris’s “worm lips”. hahahaha!!! Just ridiculous. These celebretards crack me up.
December 3rd, 2007 at 2:15 pm - ReplyThose lips are scarier than Joan van Ark!!!
December 3rd, 2007 at 2:39 pm - ReplyProps to J.Love for being, what, an adult?
December 3rd, 2007 at 4:48 pm - ReplyHow funny is those big nips of Heather Mills? I was watching Nip/Tuck that week in the episode that had guest star Jai Rodriguez (Queer Eye guy) asking Christian to operate on his big nipple which was on the same side and size of Heathers! How funny is that!!
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:34 pm - ReplyHeather Mills is auch an UGLY person,
inside and obviously out! Gross.
Ethan Hawke has always been and will always
be a nasty looking f**ker.
I wish Jenna Elfman and her unfortunate
I for one will not pay a dime to see
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:56 pm - Replylooking baby (I know that is mean, but I
cannot stand this b**ch) would grab the
rest of the Scio cult members and get the
hell out of dodge. “Later Xenu freaks!”
entertainment that has a Scio cult freak
in it, or involved in it in any way.
Will Smith has been added to that list.
Does Xenu approve of Scientologists celebrating Christmas???????? I’d really like an answer to this question if anyone knows. Thanks
December 4th, 2007 at 12:46 am - ReplyNo wonder Sir Paul was bamboozled to hook up with Heather, when she mounted him he was blinded by her big beamer nipples.
December 4th, 2007 at 5:41 pm - Reply