Here’s Jennifer Garner looking lovely at the Los Angeles premiere of her well-received dark comedy, Juno. The movie follows a teenage girl who decides to give her baby up for adoption after getting pregnant from a single sexual encounter with her “geeky but sweet” friend. Yikes. And here I thought my first time was bad — most boring minute of my life. (Sorry you had to read that, Dad, but it’s true.) Oh, well. Getting stuck with a major case of let-down was certainly less traumatic than a baby. But traumatic nonetheless. “So, um, that’s it? Seriously? But that was NOTHING like Baby and Johnny!”
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Jen Garner is lovely. Ben once said she was like his best friend’s hot older sister.
…always wondered how he pulled it off.
December 4th, 2007 at 8:13 pmGirl’s got legs.
December 5th, 2007 at 12:50 amshe looks absolutely gorgeous!
December 5th, 2007 at 3:31 amLovely.
December 5th, 2007 at 7:18 amI want the dress and Louboutins.
Oh your poor Dad……I hope you have an oxygen mask handy for him! LOL
December 5th, 2007 at 10:22 am>>most boring minute of my life.
i think that sums up most everyone’s first time.
December 5th, 2007 at 12:40 pm