Johnny Depp is a Dirty Boy

Dec 4, 2007 | Tags:

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Poor Johnny. I HATE when I step in a pigpen on my way to a premiere!

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  1. princess bride says:

    he’s a quirky one.

  2. Me says:

    And add some
    Keith Richards to the mix
    & you get double-quirky!!

  3. Paige says:

    And Sacha Baron Coen-triple quirky!!

  4. Happy Go Lucky says:

    After reading the title i expected this to be about AXE bodyspray…
    Love you Johnny!

  5. Javelin says:

    mmmm yum. I love me some Johnny, too.

  6. omj says:

    I would seriuosly hump that man into submission. Please don’t mind the drool, I just can’t help it.

  7. Julie says:

    I’d get dirty with Johnny any day!

  8. lala says:

    the Keith Richards of boots!

  9. midevil says:

    I’d definitely be up for a 3-way with Depp and Richards…

  10. Hannah says:

    He looks like he’s four feet tall???

  11. librarian kathleen says:

    Depp and Richards? Oh, midevil, you
    read my mind. Adore both of them.

  12. Zip says:

    Sucked in cheeks (intentional, of course). Shy, but kinky. Crazed, yet intellectual and mysterious stare. Raised “I want to f**k you ’til you love me” eyebrow. Used vintage shoes, intentionally muddied and picked to create a culture clashing fashion motif, with an accompanying suit, which obviously costs in excess of 5,000 dollars. This is “Hobo Chic” at its best.

    He looks like Prince!!!

  13. Bobofet says:

    Look at me trying so hard to be cool and relevant

  14. midevil says:

    librarian kathleen:

    ok, we can take turns.

  15. bluehawaii says:

    Never thought hobo chic would work for me, but it does…hmmm,

  16. Jane says:

    Mmmmmmmm, Johnny.
    Yum. ;)

  17. librarian kathleen says:

    Zip: always love your comments, but –
    there’s a crazy/queezy/goofy area
    in which females are simply not right.
    I mean, we’re completely NOT RIGHT.

    For some reason, Johnny Depp fires
    those neurons and synapses for some
    of us.

    And, well, Keith Richards… How can
    I explain? I forgive
    young Holy Rollers if they don’t get
    it, but he is the most fabulous
    of the fabulous.

    Oh. Ouch!! Sizzle. YIKES. He is
    hot, was hot, will always be HOT.

    You either get it, or you don’t.

  18. bluehawaii says:

    Pheromones wafting off the computer screen…

  19. Bee Hind says:

    Hate the jacket,
    don’t mind the shoes,
    LOVED him in Ed Wood.

  20. 14 says:

    I call polishing his boots!

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