Pieces of Candy: Tuesday Edition

Dec 4, 2007 | Tags:

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Tina Fey calls Paula Abdul “a disaster.” Kind of Tina to downplay it. [Celebrity Smack]

The Spice Girls can dance almost as well as I can. [Ayyyy!]

American Idol contestant offers policeman oral sex. Surprising part: it wasn’t Clay. [Gabby Babble]

Jennifer Lopez’s new music video demonstrates 101 ways to hide a baby bump. [popbytes]

Patrick Dempsey is the new face of Versace. Certainly preferable to Donatella’s. [POTP]

Tom Cruise is a ski bunny. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Tara Reid hosts the Hooker’s Ball. Sometimes, the jokes write themselves. [CelebWarship]

A Female Body Proportion Guide update — and downgrade. [GOTA]

Dennis Quaid sues pharmaceutical company for tragic drug mix-up. In response, the hospital said, “Phew!” [TMZ]

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  1. Carina says:

    I’m kind of tired of Tina Fey sinking her teeth into people who obviously don’t need the bite. She thinks she’s a “breath of fresh air” and stomps around saying she’s insightful and acerbic but I find her rather mean-spirited. Sure the women she lampoons aren’t paragons of dignity, but I find Tina Fey’s behavior to be unladylike and unbecoming. If she’s so educated and thoughtful, she should pull herself out of Hollywood and start doing more productive things with her life and not writing Paris Hilton’s tampon strings.

  2. kathleen says:

    (what a gorgeous picture of you, candy!)

  3. Jane says:

    Love Tina Fey. :)
    Meanwhile Candy, what breed is your kitty?
    She or he is gorgeous! Great pic of you two.;)

  4. Candy says:

    Thanks, guys. Matty makes me look good. He (as well as my other kitty, Marcy) are Himalayans.

  5. jenner says:

    Ooooh, Himalayans…I’m surprised Matty didn’t try to rip your face off there, then LOLOL

    (one of mine is half Siamese, but comes with 100% of the Siamese attitude…LOL)

    I’ve said it before, but that never stops me - LOVE that you’re posting pics of the kitties! :)

  6. Holy Terror says:

    Re: Dennis Quaid
    I don’t understand how the drug company is liable. Didn’t the hospital issue the overdose?

  7. Holy Terror says:

    Just saw this on IMDB, so to quote Gilda Radner’s newslady on SNL, “Never mind!”

    “The Quaids accuse the company of failing to properly label vials of its product - the 10 units-per-milliliter vial of Heparin looks almost identical to the 10,000 units-per-milliliter vial. They also insist the company executives has been alerted to past mix-ups, but chose to do nothing and are seeking $50,000 in damages.”

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