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Renée Zellweger is posing like this at a press event for Bee Movie in Rome because:
1) She feels she deserves a hug after all the crap she’s taken for her new hairdo;
2) That sneaky woman has a deal with Cartier Watches;
3) It’s hard to stay warm when you have zero percent body fat;
4) She just realized she forgot to wear nipple petals;
5) Who cares — anything is better than the pit pose;
6) None of the above. It’s because _____________.
6) She is as clumsy as I am and tries to cover up the coffee she just splashed on her shirt!?
December 4th, 2007 at 12:56 pm - ReplyShe’s doing one of her Chicago dance moves!!!
December 4th, 2007 at 1:03 pm - ReplyShe’s trying to protect herself from the likes of us. But we really love you, Renee.
December 4th, 2007 at 1:06 pm - ReplyYou had me at “nipple petal.”
December 4th, 2007 at 3:59 pm - ReplyWell, at least she’s not squinting
December 4th, 2007 at 6:05 pm - Replyup those chipmonk cheeks…
In deference to Hannah…
Renee’s dying to bust a Chicago dance move…tights and all.
December 4th, 2007 at 6:27 pm - Reply#5
December 4th, 2007 at 11:04 pm - Reply#3. Put some meat on your bones woman.
December 5th, 2007 at 12:51 am - Reply#2.
LOL!
December 6th, 2007 at 3:01 am - ReplyI like that sweater……….
But I always remember that
GalleryoftheAbsurd drawing
of her with the lemon-puckered
lips!