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LINDSAY: He’d better NOT be faster than a speeding bullet. Got more than enough of that when I dated Joe Francis.
SUPERMAN: I asked for LOIS LANE, not Lindsay Lohan. My agent sucks! Oh, well. Just smile for the damn camera, Superman. Just fu*kin’ smile…
But what might he think? “Shouldn’t have tried that botox?”
December 6th, 2007 at 12:55 pm - ReplyAnd where’s all her orange?
Good question, indeed, stell. I’ve amended it accordingly.
xoxo,
Candy
December 6th, 2007 at 1:03 pm - Replydowngrade for superman.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:07 pm - ReplyYou know somewhere Britney Spears is looking at that costume wondering where she can buy those abs.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:51 pm - Replyi’m wondering where I can buy those abs
December 6th, 2007 at 2:58 pm - ReplyWell, he’s certainly nailed
December 6th, 2007 at 6:11 pm - Replydown the “Disney hero jaw” look.
She is thinking what a great turn her career
December 6th, 2007 at 7:10 pm - Replyhas taken. Being reduced to doing lame commercials. Hahahaha.
Little Red Riding Hood is on her way to visit her Grandmother,
December 7th, 2007 at 5:37 am - Replywhen all of a sudden she runs into Superman….
That Superman is being played by interntional male model, Travis Kraft, and he has some pretty amazing abs in real life.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:59 pm - ReplyTravis Kraft looks great as Superman
February 4th, 2008 at 1:03 pm - Reply