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That bastion of feminism and healthy body portrayal, the Daily Mail, (why, just today they featured a hard-hitting investigation of Faye Dunaway’s “extremely veiny” hands) is such an inspiration that the Gallery of the Absurd and Holy Candy have joined forces to create a newspaper of our own: the Daily Nail. Bringing you the latest in unsightly flaws and signs of aging every day! Because we know you don’t want to miss a single wrinkle — especially when it happens to reside on Paul Dacre, the editor of the Daily Mail:
Click here to enlarge. Graphic assembled by 14, article written Candy Kirby.
I am really glad y’all did this b/c I was thinking
December 6th, 2007 at 9:46 am - Replythe exact same thing yesterday when I saw his
pic. What a jerk. Maybe you should do a pic
showing what botox and hair plugs can do for
him…
I love this!!! Sounds EXACTLY like them!
December 6th, 2007 at 10:29 am - ReplyBRAVO!
December 6th, 2007 at 10:35 am - Replycandy + 14 = guaranteed laughs.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:10 pm - Replyas much as I dislike this guy, those SWIRLY wrinkles around his eye are pretty fun to look at.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:38 pm - Replyit’s about time someone took those sexist fuckers to task. it’s because of assholes like them that women like joan van ark go under the knife a million times. screw them.
December 6th, 2007 at 3:02 pm - ReplyThank you for doing this.
December 6th, 2007 at 4:40 pm - ReplyPERFECT way to balance the scale.
December 6th, 2007 at 7:02 pm - ReplyThis is so awesome! Please, please tell me that you sent a copy of “Daily Nail” to that douchebag!
Holy Candy rules!!
XO
December 6th, 2007 at 8:32 pm - ReplyToo true!!
December 7th, 2007 at 8:32 am - ReplyI noted yesterday about
his need to see Sir
Elton John’s hair plug
people for throwing stones
at other major money makers.