Chyna + Ozzy Osbourne = Nicolas Cage’s 16-year-old son, Weston Coppola Cage
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2007
What If They Mated?
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This guy is such a phony. If he wasn’t, he’d drop his father’s stage name and just go with Coppola. You can’t claim that you are too cool for the room and on a different path than your dad…and then use his stage name…clearly for recognition??? Please!!!
How about just going with the real family name…isn’t that publicity enough??? What a phony rebel!!! 10 years from now, he’ll cut his hair, drop the make-up, and be out golfing with the other elitists…in an accompanying preppie outfit.
December 6th, 2007 at 11:28 amWhat’s up with those shoes? They look as if he’d stolen them from a clown.
December 6th, 2007 at 11:32 amBut you are right, Zip. But I don’t think it’ll take him 10 years. He’ll soon be over that phase and go back the suit (or a beige sweater).
looks like a poseur allright.
December 6th, 2007 at 11:34 amChyna and Khloe Kardasian look more and more alike every day…Lordy
December 6th, 2007 at 11:39 amMaybe he is a wrestler? The Coppola Crusher I think the clown shoes are appropriate Stell.
December 6th, 2007 at 11:48 am16? he looks like he’s 30.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:08 pmHe wouldn’t be bad looking if he cut his hair, tossed out the Maybelline, and stopped posing like Paris Hilton.
December 6th, 2007 at 1:44 pmdon’t all teenagers go through this phase?
December 6th, 2007 at 2:59 pmHe also seems to be taking lessons
December 6th, 2007 at 3:31 pmfrom Posh on how to strike a pose,
with no smiling.
I’m w Bee. He’s got nice eyes and cheekbones.
December 6th, 2007 at 9:43 pmHe also needs to buy clothes that fit.
Is he the missing Olsen triplet? Look at his facial features-he appears to be their missing link. Every family has one. Just saying.
December 7th, 2007 at 12:38 amZip said it all.
p.s., candy, don’t insult the Ozz, he has Character.
December 7th, 2007 at 5:50 amI agree with
Zip. 100%!
Hands down.
Candy ~
December 7th, 2007 at 8:25 amI love your
What if they mated-
combo on this one!
Muy perfecto!