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Just a few days after partying with Paris Hilton, Britney Spears took a page from Paris’ Guide to Damage Control and made sure she was photographed carrying a book with Jesus on the cover. Hallelujah! She’s been saved. Poor girl probably thought she’d picked up JC Doppleganger Kid Rock’s Autobiography instead: “Day-um, he’s hot! I hear he loves him some waffles, too. What a catch. Wonder if he’s seeing anybody…?
After all, we know there’s only one divine man that Britney considers worthy of her devotion, praise, worship and Cheeto offerings:
Illustration by 14 at Gallery of the Absurd
Forgive me, Colonel, for I have sinned. I was weak and succumbed to the Taco Bell drive-thru today…
LOL, the KFC menu is her bible.
December 7th, 2007 at 1:39 pmOh. My. Gawd. Why haven’t Titney and Kid Cock hooked up? You are brilliant, Candy and 14! Have you thought about going into the Hollyrude couples counseling and match making biz? You guys would make a fortune! Just remember, though, there is only one perfect match for Xtian Bale–Midevil! Ok, well, you could suggest Johnny Depp if it was going to be a life long 3-way.
December 7th, 2007 at 1:50 pmJesus. H. Christ.
December 7th, 2007 at 5:03 pmthe colonel, the spirit and the holy fried chicken.
December 7th, 2007 at 5:54 pm…give us this day our daily fried chicken. teeheehee
December 7th, 2007 at 7:48 pm