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I respect celebrities who stand up for their beliefs (except, of course, when I disagree with their beliefs), but Keira Knightley may be taking this Torso Oppression Protest a bit far now. Where does she find all these torso-baring frocks, I want to know? Of course, as soon as I see a peek-a-boo hole ANYwhere near the stomach, my jelly belly and I scream and run in the other direction. (Yes, that’s right — my belly may not be washboard, but it does have the gift of speech. We’re all blessed in different ways.) So perhaps these breast valley-baring dresses are more widely available than I think.
If she is protesting, however, it might explain why she’s also on a hunger strike.
“Lollipop, lollipop, ohhh lolly lolly lolly, lollipop POP!
December 7th, 2007 at 4:27 pmShe just looks deliriously happy to be there, doesn’t she?
December 7th, 2007 at 4:30 pmShe definitely does ‘model face’ better than actress face.
December 7th, 2007 at 5:02 pmthose dresses only accentuate her concentration camp figure.
December 7th, 2007 at 5:52 pmShe’s one hungry girl.
December 7th, 2007 at 7:43 pmI like Keira a lot, but she looks WEIRD.
December 7th, 2007 at 10:07 pm“Help me, I’m trapped! This bullshit is part of my contract!”
December 8th, 2007 at 5:20 amLove Keira.
December 8th, 2007 at 8:22 amBut she needs to add a bit of weight on
the bottom so she doesn’t tip over
with her ginormous head.
i’m not sure what’s worse: her gauzy dresses that i bet start out ok, then take a trip down ugly, concave chest street, or when she speaks words that aren’t written for her.
December 8th, 2007 at 12:49 pmthat is a horrible dress…why i ask you would some one wear that?
December 21st, 2007 at 8:55 am