Pieces of Candy: Monday Edition

Dec 10, 2007 | Tags:

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Suri Cruise goes shopping with her 40-year-old nanny… oops, I mean, Katie Holmes! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

David Beckham in a new Armani underwear ad. Which reminds me, I need to grab some Christmas balls… [POTP]

Janice Dickinson calls Tyra Banks “fat.” In response, Tyra held a lighter under Janice’s face. “I’m melting…! I’m melting…!” [Celebrity Smack]

Eva Mendes on working with an unpredictable wolf. And, no, she wasn’t talking about Joaquin Phoenix. [Ayyyy!]

Will Smith gets his star on Walk of Fame on on Hollywood Boulevard, right next to the corner where Trixie turns tricks. Congrats, Will! [popbytes]

Kevin Federline ain’t got nothin’ on Jack Nicholson, who says he could have fathered as many as 9,000 children. [Gabby Babble]

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher at the John Mayer concert.  They like “sensitive frat boy” music?  How surprising.  [Daily Stab]

In case you missed it, check out last week’s episode of “The Gossip Gospel.” What better way to kick off the holidays, than with Sherri Shepherd’s thoughts on the pre-Dinosaur Age birth of J.C.? [YouTube]

Thanks to Holy Roller, lala, for the holiday funnies!

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    1. librarian kathleen says:

      Re: the Jack Nicholson comment.

      Yikes. I can smell the lawyers coming out
      of the woodwork.

      I love Jack, but, perhaps, he should not
      have been quite so…open?

    2. librarian kathleen says:

      I adore this Christmas card.

      Why, oh why, does Kate look so
      sad?

      Could it be…life with Tom is
      not so sweet, even with all
      the money and such?

      Inquiring minds want to know!

    3. Javelin says:

      I think Katie is sad because she is so effing repressed. she reminds me of a few DUDS I
      have dated in the past who thought being with a
      hyperactive freak would give them more of a
      personality, and make their life exciting.
      although tom doesn’t even seem fun, so she must
      go heavy on the wishful thinking.

    4. midevil says:

      Jack’s let himself go. Does talking about the long lost fucking really wipe out that regret?

      Katie Katie Katie, didn’t your mother ever tell you it’s not wise to say yes to sinister rich Scientologists? (wait, maybe he bought the mother off first)

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