If you’re looking for the perfect holiday gift for that loved one who already eats coal and poops out diamonds, Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid has just the thing to add to their repertoire: the Gold Pill. Yup, it’s a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf to make your excrement extra sparkly! You’re supposed to eat it “to increase your self-worth” — although, at $425 a poop pop, it will detract from your overall worth.
Why do I get the feeling Diddy has “Gold Pill Parties” where he makes the ladies admire his work?
For those seeking a less expensive option, Candy, er… Candy’s “friend” has been known to get the same golden effect from a night o’ Goldschläger — for only $14.99! A pooptastic bargain, indeed. Not to mention infinitely more fun.
Thanks to Holy Roller, Hannah, for the bottoms/heads up.
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Yeah, but I bet “it” still stinks!
December 11th, 2007 at 3:34 pmnow i know what to get my hard to shop for grandma bessie. the gold pill, goldschläger, and a bus ticket to see pdiddy. it’ll be her crowning moment.
December 11th, 2007 at 3:38 pmDiddy will hold ‘gold digging’ parties
December 11th, 2007 at 4:15 pmaww I thought a ’self worth’ pill would be filled with the love of a distant, cold, mother.
December 11th, 2007 at 4:47 pmI’m taking it you’re not a big fan of Poop Doody? I mean…Diddy….
December 12th, 2007 at 7:08 amdoes it make you fart glitter?
December 12th, 2007 at 11:52 amI can’t help but(t) wonder how they came up with this concept. Could you imagine being a fly on that wall?
And thanks Martini lover: “Does it make your farts glitter.” I think I will be giggling about that for awhile.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:17 pmThis certainly gives new meaning to
December 13th, 2007 at 3:32 pm“golden showers.”