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In news sure to devastate men worldwide, Jessica Alba is pregnant with longtime boyfriend Cash Warren’s baby.
“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” Jessica’s rep tells People.
That above picture sums up the next six months or so, doesn’t it? She looks tired, cranky, perhaps bloated. He looks nervously happy and oblivious to her discomfort. Awww… that’s pregnancy for you. Congrats, you crazy kids.
You know what I love about this story? That all
December 12th, 2007 at 10:24 amthe baby bump speculators missed it! Which just
goes to show that you are usually just talkin out
their arses
What an idiot. No more career for Jessica Alba. Nice one.
December 12th, 2007 at 11:07 ambabies are the new chiuhahas in hollywood.
December 12th, 2007 at 11:34 amwhy do i feel like Paris will be next…that’s why she’s probably been hunting down Stavros.
December 12th, 2007 at 12:06 pmhaha the editors of Maxim and FHM are probably crying big sleazball tears on each other’s shoulders.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:24 pmHappy Go Lucky-
I was thinking the same thing!
It’s so absurd when they follow celebs around,
then write, “Does Actress X have a baby bump?”
No, she probably just ate a club sandwich.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:15 pmOops!!!
December 12th, 2007 at 2:47 pmThought these two broke up. What up?
December 12th, 2007 at 7:03 pm