Britney Spears Continues to Please People

Dec 14, 2007 | Tags:

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Kevin Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is reportedly pissed that Britney Spears was too “sick” to show up for her deposition on Wednesday morning (the fourth one she’s missed), but not too sick to party later that night.

That ever-perceptive Kaplan didn’t buy the excuse, telling Extra (Extra!):

“It’s not like the 4th grade where you get a doctor’s note and it’s all okay… I can go on with or without her. If you don’t obey a court order, you can be held in contempt…We’re not really interested in punishing her …We’re interested in getting facts and information that are inconsistent with her position or consistent with my client’s position.”

Kaplan also says the holiday arrangements have been made, revealing that:

“Kevin would like the children to be able to experience Christmas Eve, Christmas Day with both himself, as well as their mom, and arrangements have been made for a schedule we believe will accommodate them.”

Yes, but does it accommodate Britney? Sean and Jayden should dress up as Holiday Frappuccinos! That’s the only way they’ll be able to lure her out of bed by 3 p.m.

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  1. Bee Hind says:

    So what are they waiting for?
    Time number five that she blows them off?
    Kind of obvious that she’s not interested in being a mother to those kids. Nice that KFed is trying to be fair, but she’s used every excuse in the book- illness, faulty doorbell, dog ate her car keys….

  2. Vernice says:

    “Huh? I have Kids?”

  3. midevil says:

    If she wasn’t a celeb…

  4. midevil says:

    Wait a minute, maybe she’s one of those chicks who would rather let the guy raise the kids. Ok, wait, maybe she just doesn’t care.

  5. Jane says:

    Irrelevant, ignorant twat.

  6. Happy Go Lucky says:

    Makes me want to cry for those kids…GET YOUR
    SHIT TOGETHER BRITNEY!!

  7. Exyank says:

    I wish Kaplan WOULD go for punishment against her. She’s totally irresponsible, and a metaphorical smack to the head might make her pay attention a little more. Come to think of it, she could use a literal smack to the head, too, but I don’t think the court can order that (what a pity).

  8. bluehawaii says:

    What in the world possessed her to bear children? She cares nothing for their well being.

  9. nashdog says:

    I cannot express how much this picture pisses me off… it snapped something in me… I no longer have one iota of sympathy left in my body for her. Mental illness (which I firmly believe is the issue) or not - my sympathy is now strictly for the children.

  10. Jo Jo says:

    nashdog, I agree. I no longer feel sympathy, but disgust and abhorrence when I see photos/videos of her daily shenanigans. Maybe it wouldn’t be quite so bad if there weren’t those 2 boys she is the birth-mother of. She is like a badly behaved middle-schooler who needs a knot jerked in her a$$.

  11. fijibabe says:

    yeah not really sorry for her they should punish her but why they dont cause she is footing the bill and what has k-fed done recently …yeah look after the kids but didnt he ditch his other kids for britney and her money ….he no saint aome as her he party when she was home looking after those kids and now when it her turn…..drama drama drama

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