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Forbes has unveiled a somewhat creepy and entirely unnecessary list of the “most influential celebrity infants,” with Shiloh earning the top spot ’cause she’s been in more than 2,000 articles this past year. Most of them including the words “blob” and “outcast.”
To determine which babies had the most impact on pop culture, they looked at media coverage for more than 50 A-list offspring (5 years old and younger), as well as awareness data for the kids and consumer-appeal rankings for their celebrity parents.
And the “winners” are:
1. Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt
2. Suri Cruise
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4. Sean Preston Federline
5. Pax Jolie-Pitt
6. Sam Alexis Woods
7. David Banda
8. Dannielynn Hope Birkhead
9. Romeo Beckham
10. Cruz Beckham
In response, Kingston Rossdale said:
“Whatever, bitches.”
how do these babies influence us? i haven’t even heard shiloh’s position on the presidential candidates yet!
December 14th, 2007 at 7:00 pmThey have as much influence as the gang from Sesame Street.
December 14th, 2007 at 7:13 pmOK. Less.
December 14th, 2007 at 7:13 pmKingston doesn’t have any parental “issues”
December 14th, 2007 at 7:39 pmso maybe that’s why he’s not on the list-
he’s potentially too normal..?
Are the Forbes people smoking the same crack as the PETA people? Don’t tell Amy!
December 14th, 2007 at 9:06 pmAhahahaha.
December 14th, 2007 at 10:40 pmforbes, really? I thought child services kept track of these downward spirals.
December 15th, 2007 at 1:05 amOoh, where can I get the shirt that Zahara is wearing in the photo? My office holiday party is on Thursday and it would look fantastic with the black skirt I bought yesterday, along with my new Suri Cruise hairdo.
December 15th, 2007 at 5:27 amThat’s a way better choice than the diaper thing!
December 15th, 2007 at 5:37 amThat IS creepy. Poor little tykes.
December 15th, 2007 at 5:45 amUh, Most Influential Celebrity Infants?
This sounds like something Mad Magazine
would have done.
Yoy!
December 15th, 2007 at 2:36 pmDon’t count out Kingston just yet - his mother called him a blob as well. Just because it’s not as beaten to death in the media as the Shiloh blob comment is, doesn’t mean we won’t be seeing him in rehab by age 15
December 15th, 2007 at 6:52 pmNo Violet Affleck?
December 16th, 2007 at 10:17 pm