Pieces of Candy: Monday Edition

Dec 17, 2007 | Tags:

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Tara Reid collapses in Bali. Just goes to show a healthy, sober lifestyle doesn’t always guarantee perfect health. [Celebrity Smack]

Michael Jackson tapes his face together with Band-Aids. Of course. [POTP]

The Amanda Lepore 2008 calendar is ready! Which doesn’t help me, because my grandma wants the RuPaul one for Xmas. [popbytes]

Pictures of kids crying on Santa’s lap — much like I do when Uncle Joe asks me to sit on his lap. [CityRag]

Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have a baby girl. No word on whether she inherited their penchant for wacky hair. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Hilary Swank is single-handedly keeping the Vitamin Shoppe in business. [Ayyyy!]

Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams take a ride together on the incestuous Hollywood Dating Merry-Go-Round. [Hollywood Offender]

Who needs a Christmas tree when you have Amy Winehouse’s beehive? [Pretty on the Outside]

Britney Spears allegedly planning a quickie marriage to Sam Lufti. Looking forward to calling her Britney Lufti. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

Hayden Panettiere promotes a purse that’s bigger than she is. And it’s a clutch! (I kid, I kid…) [Gabby Babble]

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    1. librarian kathleen says:

      Darling Candy, I think you need
      to get that RuPaul calendar for
      Grandmother.

      As for all the other Pieces of Candy:
      er, uh, well… these people are just
      so… Profane!!!

      Yikes!

    2. Tellin Ya What I Know says:

      A Pink Vibrator…love the color. Let’s see how many women are willing to tell the truth on here. If you have a vibrator, tell us and what color is it?

    3. martini lover says:

      Pink. I’m not ashamed.

    4. Carina says:

      The “sitting on Santa’s lap” tradition needs to stop.

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