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Wow, that Lynne Spears sure knows how to raise ‘em…
Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old sister of a little-known woman named Britney, is pregnant. She has sold her story to OK! magazine (hey, mama needs money to buy baby clothes), telling the mag that the father is 19-year-old Casey Aldridge, who she has been dating for some time and first met at church. Of course.
In response, Nickelodeon, which carries Jamie’s sitcom Zoey 101, released this statement:
“We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.”
Meanwhile, Jamie was spotted celebrating the news with her family over a barrel of moonshine and a delicious plate of possum pudding pie!
Oy vey. What are these girls using for birth control — Saran Wrap?
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December 18th, 2007 at 6:08 pmThat family is the best advertisement for forced steri;ization. And what’s with the boyfriend’s hair? Does he comb it forward from the nape of his neck?
December 18th, 2007 at 6:16 pmRidiculous!
Nickelodeon needs to say Buh-bye!
Church my arse.
December 18th, 2007 at 6:23 pmAren’t they OLD by hillbilly standards?
December 18th, 2007 at 6:28 pmthe boy apparently lived with jamie and her mom. don’t get much more redneck than that.
December 18th, 2007 at 7:06 pmDamn. That’s sad. I had hoped she would actually make something of herself.
December 18th, 2007 at 7:12 pmHAHAHA!! i knew that this was going to happen, she already had a pregnancy scare not too long ago.. wow, she’s making a good role model for all the young people that watch her and look up to her, now we’re going to have 12 years olds knocked up and tell their parents they did it because jamie lynn spears did it lol
December 18th, 2007 at 7:24 pmi think the best we can hope for is that she’s a
December 18th, 2007 at 7:30 pmbetter mom than britney. :-\ yeah, i know. i’m
cynical too.
Nick HAS to cancel that show. I’m embarrassed to say a thing about this to my kids, especially my 13 year-old. I don’t want the impression that this is what kids are supposed to do. Call me old-fashioned, but leave my old ideas alone.
December 18th, 2007 at 8:05 pmHow ironic this all happens when Lynn Spears is writing a book about “good parenting”
Now is that karmic justice, the best damn example of irony yet, or just really damn funny?
December 18th, 2007 at 8:41 pmI’m shocked.
And her older sister set such a good example.
December 18th, 2007 at 8:56 pmLet’s all sing… Momma’s don’t let your babies grow up to be…”LIKE THOSE IGNORANT SPEARS GIRLS”!!!
December 18th, 2007 at 9:35 pmIt’s part of HellBilly culture. I know because I come from it and lived it. Living with your boyfriend at mama’s house while still in high school or even shortly after is quite common and acceptable. It’s the most stupid thing to do, especially if he’s a wife beater–hope this guy isn’t abusive with the girl. Fame’s not going to protect her if he is.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:00 pmwow… wow. I wish I was on their Christmas card list.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:08 pm“Britney … is helping the economy… and
Jamie Lynn… got involved at church.”
I can understand why she did it, after all her sister was getting ALL THE ATTENTION. Now the spotlight is on Jamie Lynn!
I would like to add a few tips for Mama to use in her book:
#1 Never let your 16 year old’s boyfriend move in.
December 19th, 2007 at 3:43 am#2 After witnessing the jackass stunts daughter #1 pulled, put other daughter on the pill.
#3 Talk to your kids about a thing I like to call “common sense”.
#4 Buy Jamie a dictionary for Christmas and have her look up “career suicide”.
I couldn’t believe it when I heard this. What a complete dumb-ass. She’s just cementing the family reputation.
December 19th, 2007 at 5:03 amOh man,apparently, Disney is goody-two-shoes, and Nick is the slutty station (Lindsey really wanted to be part of Nick, that’s why she acted like she did).
December 19th, 2007 at 5:25 amHe’s 19 too, that should also be condidered statutory rape, at least up here in the northeast it is. He looks like a slimeball anyway *Cough* K-Fed *Cough*
Just yesterday, I was thinking that the whole Britney soap opera was getting a little boring. And just a few hours later, along come this!
It’s too bad that we probably won’t be seeing Lynn Spears’ book now. I would have LOVED to see what she was going to say about how she raised her daughters…
Hmmm — I wonder what will happen to Zoey 101 now?
December 19th, 2007 at 6:15 amNow is that karmic justice, the best damn example of irony yet, or just really damn funny?
December 18, 2007 @ 8:41 pm
d) all of the above
December 19th, 2007 at 7:08 ami’d like to get in touch with lynn spears. i really think she is such a great parent, i want her to come give me some parenting seminars. i mean, my three-year-old daughter isn’t getting any younger and i need to get started on spears-ifying her.
December 19th, 2007 at 7:10 amKathleen,
If your 3 year old is still a virgin at 3, you might simply want to consider more drastic counseling services, with someone such as Joe Simpson. Your daughter is certainly old by the standards–have you already given her a few boob/nose jobs, though?
December 19th, 2007 at 7:56 amAnd apparently they met in Church!
There’s nothing like that olde fashioned religion!
Interestingly, when the National Enquirer ran a rumour about Jamie Lynn being pregnant back in July, her lawyers sent the Enquirer the following (from Perez Hilton):
“Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.”
Hmm, what branch of Christianity is this? If these are their ethical standards, it might be fun to join…
December 19th, 2007 at 11:31 amWell,I don’t think Jesus was against a bit of slap and tickle.He hung around with a hooker, for his sake.
December 19th, 2007 at 11:43 amahahaha… anyone who claims to have a
“spotless reputation” is just asking for it.
I bet Dina Lohan is so jealous right now. she’s probably saying to her twelve year old, “withdrawl is foolproof, for real! wanna
December 19th, 2007 at 1:17 pmgo clubbing with Lindsay’s friends? put this
GHB in your purse! yay, we’re having fun!”
I think people need to shut the hell up. Things happen you can wear everything and take the pill and well it just happens. Like anybody on this page or any other are perfect anybody who is having sex well its a 50/50 chance. Actually its only statutory rape if the parents want to press charges. Thats how it is.
December 19th, 2007 at 1:59 pmI believe it’s only statutory rape if she’s UNDER 16.
December 19th, 2007 at 3:25 pmChrissy’s right about everything, including statutory rape. The age of consent in CA is 18.
December 19th, 2007 at 5:33 pmDon’t they live in Louisiana? Eh, whatever.
What does this guy do for a living? Anything? I
mean, now he’s got a child to support.
I also disagree w the 50/50 thing Chrissy. I have
December 19th, 2007 at 6:02 pmbeen on the pill since 16, long before I ever did
the hippity dippity. Why? B/c I am TERRIFIED of
getting pregnant. Terrified. So people do what
they can to take care of themselves. She’s young,
but she’s not THAT green.
Wow I thought she’d be the one with her head on her shoulders. Guess I was wrong. Ewww, I know I am old fashioned but sex at 16, that’s so young. If you are that young and don’t want kids don’t have sex. But whatever, I agree with gigohead, I am not saying anything yet to my almost 11 year old daughter. If this was 20 years ago, she’d be taken off the show immediately. Now it’s being broadcast all over. I haven’t even talked to my daughter about sex yet, now she’s going to wonder why a “kid” is pregnant. I blame Spears’ mother, she should never have allowed her daughter to date someone that much older. She tries way too much to be their friend than mother.
December 19th, 2007 at 7:13 pmI think all of you people are not looking at the whole picture. I was 16 and became pregnant by a 21 yr. old
December 21st, 2007 at 4:04 pmI kept my baby and graduated. the only thing I regret is my parents didn’t put his ass in jail. I had never been with anyone and the first time it happened.
If you are perfect let me know. I think it is the parents fault!!
lucky24, wtf?? it’s not the parents fault that you opened your legs and got knocked up, i highly doubt that they were there when you were having sex to being with, why should u regret that your parents didn’t put him in jail, it’s not their issue. also, didn’t you think that you were a little bit too young to be dating a 21 year old in the first place, common sense would have told you that.
December 25th, 2007 at 6:42 am