Comments on: The Spears’ Family Update

By: Holy Terror

Holy Terror — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 08:22:42 +0000

I think there are some photoshopped elements in that pic.

By: MsTriste

MsTriste — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 20:05:23 +0000

Say ‘Aloha’ to your Mom for me! I need some motherly advice. Could you guys start an “Ask Candy’s Mom how to fix your problems” column, now that we can’t rely on Mrs. Spears to guide us through our lives, and since you obviously turned out so well?

By: Vern

Vern — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:58:54 +0000

When my daughter was little she liked to put makeup on me and “style” my hair.
Maybe it was during Brit’s sentence with the boys and she let them have at it.
Or maybe Brit was passed out and the court appointed witness was out of the room and the boys just went for it.
Had to be. Big people don’t choose “Pimp me Pink” eye shadow unless they’re “working.”

By: The Joker

The Joker — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:29:22 +0000

It will be interesting to see if Jamie Lynn really is further along in her pregnancy than the official 12 weeks. Like, a *lot* further along. I’m wondering if the National Enquirer was really right last July when they reported that JL was knocked up. If baby arrives unexpectedly in March, rather than June, it might be interesting.

Any more parenting tips, Lynn? What a fine pair of daughters you raised…

By: kali

kali — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:49:23 +0000

dude, is that picture of Brit photoshopped? If not, that’s REALLY scary.

Your site is my new favorite!

By: Bee Hind

Bee Hind — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:22:36 +0000

I say they should make the money while they can.
Judging by that picture of Brit-Brit,
for 26 she doesn’t look so good.
The paps trail her now only to watch her screw up,
not because she’s a big star.

And now JL has a bun in the oven.
They are foolish, foolish girls who squander opportunities.
The poster girls of bad behavior.
From what I hear, Miley Cyrus is the new “it” girl.
So sell, sell, sell, you zany Spears gals!
Make your money, because you’ll be back to living in a double wide before you know it.

By: bluehawaii

bluehawaii — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:09:47 +0000

Man! Britney’s right out of “The Exorcist” in that pic.

…Curious to see how this whole statutory rape angle plays out. Dan Abrams said Lynne was aware of her daughter’s sexual involvement with this 19-year-old.

By: Dawn

Dawn — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:31:57 +0000

Britney is stunning in that picture. Seriously, did some stun her? They better check her pulse.

On a more candid note, were the Spears children reared near a toxic dump? Because that would explain a lot.

By: Happy Go Lucky

Happy Go Lucky — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:39:33 +0000

Jenner, that makes sense. The whole bit about
OK breaking the story and instead cutting a deal
to get a story and baby pics. Quite insightful u
r.
In other insightful comments, this post reminds
me of a Snoop Dogg quote: Lynn Spears should win
a Pimp of the Year award. At the time (oh, 10
years ago) I didn’t really get it but he was def
right.

This pic of Britney makes me want to throw up.
Just f*cking sick

By: jenner

jenner — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:44:37 +0000

3. Jamie Lynn, who is probably further along than the initially reported 12 weeks, did not receive any dinero up-front, but will get $1 million from OK! for a photo shoot when the baby is born.

TRANSLATION: D’uh! Pimping your kids always starts early in the Spears’ family.

The “translation” I heard was that this is bcs OK was gonna break the story anyway, so the Spears’ dove in there to try & do some sort of damage control. As in, instead of breaking the story, it comes across as Jamie coming clean, being mature & responsible, etc etc etc

All I know is Lynn and Dina need to hook up & start a daycare….