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There must be a chapter in the “Guide to Your New Nose” that mandates you must show off your side profile when someone takes your picture. Based on my tragically extensive knowledge of Ashlee Simpson’s “new nose pose,” I’m estimating that High School Musical’s Ashley Tisdale (as seen here at the Starlight Starbright Children’s Foundation Winter Wonderland in L.A.) will strike this pose for the next year or so, until she finally forgets that she has a new nose and faces the camera — GASP! — straight on.
In case you’re wondering, other chapters in the “Guide to Your New Nose” include: 1) Cover Your Ass: Using the “Deviated Septum” and “Broken Nose” Excuse; 2) Why Girls Named Ashley Are More Prone to Rhinoplasty; and 3) Beware of the Jennifer Grey Effect!
You know, the deviated septum is all the rage these days. I walked into a local art gallery yesterday and asked the coordinator how she was doing. She said, “Oh, I have a deviated septum. I’ll have to get it fixed. Of course, being thousands of miles away from Hollyrude, I replied, “Really?” She was like, “Uh no, it was a JOKE.” Oh, right, right, got it.
December 20th, 2007 at 8:10 amThank you Candy-I WAS wondering about the Guides’ other chapters!
Is there one about how the profile pose makes ones eyes look wonky?
P.S. Mid-great story!
December 20th, 2007 at 8:51 amVern,
It was a very embarrassing story as it occurred, though. You’d think that somebody who has mastered the art of procrastination through meticulously reloading perezhilton.com 3,879,652 times a day would have immediately got the joke!
December 20th, 2007 at 9:25 amI think Tisdale’s nose looks a little bit Michael Jackson-esque.
December 20th, 2007 at 9:59 amI think it’s sad that both of these girls look nothing like their previous selves. I guess that was the point in getting their “deviated septums” fixed, but it’s like they’re totally different people now.
December 20th, 2007 at 10:28 amMid,
December 20th, 2007 at 3:09 pmYikes! Maybe you were just procrastinating getting the joke! Yeah, that’s it!
Takes one to know one!
I meant: takes a procrastinator to know a procrastinator.
December 20th, 2007 at 3:56 pmnot sure how it sounded.
That looks like the Paris
December 20th, 2007 at 3:59 pmHilton pose.
Yep. They know nothing of originality.
December 20th, 2007 at 6:47 pmI’ve never really seen this girl before she got this nose job but seeing her before and after pictures (obviously not these above) I think she looked much better before. Her face had personality.
December 20th, 2007 at 7:30 pmErika,
There is no place for personality in Hollyrude. See TomKat for rules and regulations.
December 21st, 2007 at 3:49 amIf you actually have seen many pictures of Ashley most of her poses are taken from the side. Being a celebrity she knows how to work the camera, and she’s just trying to show her best side. And isn’t that what most of us try to do in photos? Not look like ourselves?
December 31st, 2007 at 4:04 am