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	<title>Comments on: People Gets to the Heart of the Jamie Lynn Spears Situation</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
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		<title>By: Holy Terror</title>
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		<dc:creator>Holy Terror</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 08:11:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who gives a sh*t what this dumb bunny wears?
Does Gymboree have a children’s maternity section?
Maybe Jamie Lynn will inspire them to do so.

ROTFL Bee Hind. So bad, but so good!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who gives a sh*t what this dumb bunny wears?<br />
Does Gymboree have a children’s maternity section?<br />
Maybe Jamie Lynn will inspire them to do so.</p>
<p>ROTFL Bee Hind. So bad, but so good!</p>
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		<title>By: bluehawaii</title>
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		<dc:creator>bluehawaii</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There's an odd dynamic at work here, librarian kathleen.

Fundamentalism/Narcissism, I think.

...but I agree with you.  Soooooooo preventable.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s an odd dynamic at work here, librarian kathleen.</p>
<p>Fundamentalism/Narcissism, I think.</p>
<p>&#8230;but I agree with you.  Soooooooo preventable.</p>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
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		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Two words: BIRTH CONTROL.

Easily acquired at your local
supermarket or convenience
store.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two words: BIRTH CONTROL.</p>
<p>Easily acquired at your local<br />
supermarket or convenience<br />
store.</p>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
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		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:55:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I guess I can only shudder at
this story.

Please, Holy Rollers, tell me:
Why, oh why, would ANY 16 year
old girl -- even a mildly famous
girl with a crazy showbiz sister --
CHOOSE to be pregnant and
then a parent? At 16!  With a whole
life in front of you!

With birth control devices, next-day
pills, abortion (and, for some folks,
adoption) so readily and easily
available, why is this happening?

The world is still imperfect.  But,
let me assure you, it's so much easier
now for a woman to choose to be
sexually active while still protecting
herself from STDs and pregnancy -- hell,
you can buy condoms etc. at the grocery
store!  And you can get birth control
pills at the clinic!  Etc.

(How much easier this would have made
my choices in my young life. And,
hey, if you are of the "abstinence only"
school, don't bother to enlighten me.
I am aware of that argument. I don't
even disagree with it. It is the only
sure way to prevent a lot of things.
It simply isn't realistic.)

Just my own opinion...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I guess I can only shudder at<br />
this story.</p>
<p>Please, Holy Rollers, tell me:<br />
Why, oh why, would ANY 16 year<br />
old girl &#8212; even a mildly famous<br />
girl with a crazy showbiz sister &#8211;<br />
CHOOSE to be pregnant and<br />
then a parent? At 16!  With a whole<br />
life in front of you!</p>
<p>With birth control devices, next-day<br />
pills, abortion (and, for some folks,<br />
adoption) so readily and easily<br />
available, why is this happening?</p>
<p>The world is still imperfect.  But,<br />
let me assure you, it&#8217;s so much easier<br />
now for a woman to choose to be<br />
sexually active while still protecting<br />
herself from STDs and pregnancy &#8212; hell,<br />
you can buy condoms etc. at the grocery<br />
store!  And you can get birth control<br />
pills at the clinic!  Etc.</p>
<p>(How much easier this would have made<br />
my choices in my young life. And,<br />
hey, if you are of the &#8220;abstinence only&#8221;<br />
school, don&#8217;t bother to enlighten me.<br />
I am aware of that argument. I don&#8217;t<br />
even disagree with it. It is the only<br />
sure way to prevent a lot of things.<br />
It simply isn&#8217;t realistic.)</p>
<p>Just my own opinion&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*cackling at Bee Hind's t shirt idea!*

I so agree Midevil!!!!!!!
Out of the mouths of babes (Snoop)!
The pimp analogy is just so heartbreakingly true. That woman deserves NO sympathy,  she is evil.
Years ago Mad TV did a skit about Brit when she was really young and they were making a video and she's like "I'm Tired"
And the mom was like a drill seargant and making her wear the sluttiest outfits and I thought it has to be like that because the kid really was a minor and they couldn't do all that shit without mummy's approval.
Maybe now Lynn can take her place proudly next to Dina.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*cackling at Bee Hind&#8217;s t shirt idea!*</p>
<p>I so agree Midevil!!!!!!!<br />
Out of the mouths of babes (Snoop)!<br />
The pimp analogy is just so heartbreakingly true. That woman deserves NO sympathy,  she is evil.<br />
Years ago Mad TV did a skit about Brit when she was really young and they were making a video and she&#8217;s like &#8220;I&#8217;m Tired&#8221;<br />
And the mom was like a drill seargant and making her wear the sluttiest outfits and I thought it has to be like that because the kid really was a minor and they couldn&#8217;t do all that shit without mummy&#8217;s approval.<br />
Maybe now Lynn can take her place proudly next to Dina.</p>
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		<title>By: midevil</title>
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		<dc:creator>midevil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't get how people think her mother has it hard.  She's the one that sold Titney as mainstream T&#38;A while she was a minor, for fuck's sake.  It is exactly as Snoop Dogg said, the Spears mother is the top pimp goingt.  Titney is having trouble dealing with the fact that all she is valued for is her body--but it was what her mother raised her to be.  Oh, the poor mother my ass!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t get how people think her mother has it hard.  She&#8217;s the one that sold Titney as mainstream T&amp;A while she was a minor, for fuck&#8217;s sake.  It is exactly as Snoop Dogg said, the Spears mother is the top pimp goingt.  Titney is having trouble dealing with the fact that all she is valued for is her body&#8211;but it was what her mother raised her to be.  Oh, the poor mother my ass!</p>
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		<title>By: Bee Hind</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bee Hind</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:18:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like the idea of tight fitting t-shirt!
How about a t-shirt that says:

"Stupider Than My Sister"
                   or
"The Whore Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree"

Who gives a sh*t what this dumb bunny wears?
Does Gymboree have a children's maternity section?
Maybe Jamie Lynn will inspire them to do so.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like the idea of tight fitting t-shirt!<br />
How about a t-shirt that says:</p>
<p>&#8220;Stupider Than My Sister&#8221;<br />
                   or<br />
&#8220;The Whore Doesn&#8217;t Fall Far From The Tree&#8221;</p>
<p>Who gives a sh*t what this dumb bunny wears?<br />
Does Gymboree have a children&#8217;s maternity section?<br />
Maybe Jamie Lynn will inspire them to do so.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn F.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jenn F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:54:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What she wears is the least of her worries.

How someone can be a responsible parent before they're even an adult themselves is baffling. Usually some outside help is involved. But as bv pointed out, there are plenty of young mothers out there who have pulled it off with flying colours. If only they all could have it easy as this girl. At least she has no financial concerns.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What she wears is the least of her worries.</p>
<p>How someone can be a responsible parent before they&#8217;re even an adult themselves is baffling. Usually some outside help is involved. But as bv pointed out, there are plenty of young mothers out there who have pulled it off with flying colours. If only they all could have it easy as this girl. At least she has no financial concerns.</p>
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		<title>By: Carina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha.
So stupid.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha.<br />
So stupid.</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:41:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Finally! A girl with standards! "No belly baring for JL"
WTF!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Finally! A girl with standards! &#8220;No belly baring for JL&#8221;<br />
WTF!</p>
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