Tony Parker sues X17 for publishing affair allegations. ‘Cause Eva never said sperm causes acne — she said it’s too caloric! Get your facts straight. Geesh. [Celebrity Smack]
Kelly Ripa “storms out” on her husband. Oh, dear. Did he try to shut her up with his hand…? [popbytes]
Queen Latifah becomes Jenny Craig spokeswoman. Somewhere, Kirstie Alley is angrily stuffing her face in response. [Ayyyy!]
Jennifer Lopez “freaked out” by baby weight. Just wait till she has to squeeze it out of her vajayjay. [POTP]
Jamie Lynn Spears‘ father says the babydaddy has “nothing to offer.” Well, not everyone can be a stellar parent like Mr. Spears. [GlossLip]
Jennifer Love Hewitt gets in the holiday spirit, dresses up as Christmas bell. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]
Jessica Alba wants the paps to stop photographing her baby bump! So she covers her face. [Hollywood Offender]
Pictures of Gwen Stefani, Gavin and Kingston enjoying the park. Because you deserve a break from Spears’ pregnancy stories. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Nicole Kidman’s children’s call Katie Holmes “Mom.” Holy Candy’s sources say Tom suggested they call her something less formal, like “Holy Mother of Scientology.” [Gabby Babble]
Boy, Santy must have something really good in his goody bags!
December 20th, 2007 at 2:44 pmPoor Jessica Alba. Now that she’s prego, say goodbye to that “to die for Bod” and hello to “stretch marks and cellulite”. AHHHHahahahaha!
December 20th, 2007 at 3:11 pmAbout this Nicole/Tom/Katie thing:
I think the whole problem
was that Nic made her bargain
with the Scientology devil:
O.K. I shall bear your child(ren)
via turkey baster. Then, I get
benefits, such as career boost.
Too bad, It didn’t take. O.K.
We’ll adopt. Twice. But the gay
rumors simply won’t go away.
And, for Tom, this just wasn’t
good enough. Got to trade Nic
for a fertile sweet thang whose
career needs a boost.
Bargain: you get pregnant with
my kid(s) via turkey baster, I’ll
give you every material luxury
you ever desired.
Plus, your career will benefit.
Plus, a few million$$.
Done Deal!!!
December 20th, 2007 at 5:15 pm