Comments on: Pieces of Candy: Thursday Edition http://candykirby.com/2007/12/20/pieces-of-candy-thursday-edition-12/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:29:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: librarian kathleen http://candykirby.com/2007/12/20/pieces-of-candy-thursday-edition-12/#comment-5250 librarian kathleen Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:15:17 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/12/20/pieces-of-candy-thursday-edition-12/#comment-5250 About this Nicole/Tom/Katie thing: I think the whole problem was that Nic made her bargain with the Scientology devil: O.K. I shall bear your child(ren) via turkey baster. Then, I get benefits, such as career boost. Too bad, It didn't take. O.K. We'll adopt. Twice. But the gay rumors simply won't go away. And, for Tom, this just wasn't good enough. Got to trade Nic for a fertile sweet thang whose career needs a boost. Bargain: you get pregnant with my kid(s) via turkey baster, I'll give you every material luxury you ever desired. Plus, your career will benefit. Plus, a few million$$. Done Deal!!! About this Nicole/Tom/Katie thing:

I think the whole problem
was that Nic made her bargain
with the Scientology devil:
O.K. I shall bear your child(ren)
via turkey baster. Then, I get
benefits, such as career boost.

Too bad, It didn’t take. O.K.
We’ll adopt. Twice. But the gay
rumors simply won’t go away.

And, for Tom, this just wasn’t
good enough. Got to trade Nic
for a fertile sweet thang whose
career needs a boost.

Bargain: you get pregnant with
my kid(s) via turkey baster, I’ll
give you every material luxury
you ever desired.

Plus, your career will benefit.

Plus, a few million$$.

Done Deal!!!

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]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2007/12/20/pieces-of-candy-thursday-edition-12/#comment-5249 Vern Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:44:28 +0000 http://candykirby.com/2007/12/20/pieces-of-candy-thursday-edition-12/#comment-5249 Boy, Santy must have something really good in his goody bags! Boy, Santy must have something really good in his goody bags!

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