Dec
20
2007

Pop Quiz: Uma Thurman

Filed Under: Pop Quiz

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Uma Thurman made this, um, curious choice in handwear because:

1)  She likes to be prepared in case she’s confronted with a hot plate;

2)  She’s getting in character for her next role:  Sebastian in the live-action version of The Little Mermaid;

3)  She mistook Paris Hilton’s slippers for a pair of mittens;

4)  She wanted us to focus on an accessory other than Britney’s boots;

5)  None of the above.  She _____________.

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  1. Jenn says:

    Maybe she has chicken-pox?

  2. Javelin says:

    She wanted to fit in at Baking Class.

  3. Paige says:

    She’s off to do some welding!

  4. martini lover says:

    those are paris hilton’s booties from when she was a newborn.

  5. Jenn F. says:

    *cracking up at martini lover*

  6. Vern says:

    Maybe it’s a footbinding fetish gone terribly wrong.

  7. Tellin Ya What I Know says:

    She…wants us to believe she’s still young enough to have monthly periods and just couldn’t get to her box of tampons fast enough so she used what were white gloves and figured showing them to the paps would scare them away from getting a close up of her wrinkles! Yeah, that’s it.

  8. librarian kathleen says:

    Love above remarks.
    Perhaps Uma has
    been rehearsing for
    “Kill Bill 3: Daughter of Bill”
    and kind of got her hands all
    sliced and diced?

  9. Vern says:

    Maybe she has a problem with “touching” herself.

  10. Michael C says:

    Christmas is the time where we all do lots of baking. Uma’s no different.

  11. bluehawaii says:

    Damn! Ya’ll are creative.

  12. Annie says:

    STOP! In the name of love….before you break my heart.

    Think it oh-whoa-verr…

  13. Bee Hind says:

    She wanted something big enough to completely hide her head, in case she didn’t feel like having her picture taken by the paparazzi.

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