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Whenever I buy a button-down shirt, I always make sure to give it the ol’ “elbow reach test” — you know, the kind of reach you used to do when boys would ask if you could touch your elbows behind your back? No…? Only I was stupid enough to fall for that?
*AHEM* Anyway…
The gaping holes are never an attractive look. So Ed Westwick – a.k.a. Chuck from Gossip Girl — may want to consider applying the same test in the future. Along with a bucket of Sally Hansen Hair Removal Body Gel.

















Ooh yikes. Not a good look. Before I even read your commentary, Candy, I was thinking… “Ugh, why didn’t he buy a shirt that buttoned up properly?! Especially when he’s so hairy! Then I read what you wrote and laughed.
December 20th, 2007 at 12:38 pmOooh, Candy. You must have been quite an object of desire for boys to ask for the elbow reach test.
Impressed.
(Chuck here needs help, though).
December 20th, 2007 at 2:09 pmUNATTAINABLE object of desire, that is…….
December 20th, 2007 at 2:14 pmI’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my hair…too sexy-Yes I dare!
December 20th, 2007 at 3:36 pmi bet his necklaces get tangled with his body hair. ouch.
December 21st, 2007 at 8:22 amWhen did Robin Williams and Quentin Tarantino have a love child?
December 21st, 2007 at 8:23 amoh this is just wrong…his stylist should be fired!!
December 21st, 2007 at 8:28 amand if he doesn’t have one, he needs one!!!
Uh oh, he’s one of those guys that only looks hot with their clothes on. Once they take it off their a hairy bear mess!
December 21st, 2007 at 12:18 pmIS he supposed to be sexy? Because my ferrets are sexier when they lick their booties clean!
December 27th, 2007 at 1:20 pm