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	<title>Comments on: But What Does Tootie Think?</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
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		<title>By: Aurora</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/12/21/but-what-does-tootie-think/#comment-5348</link>
		<dc:creator>Aurora</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:14:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Come on, so JLS is only 16, and she really screwed up... but she has the means to support and hire folks to take careof the kid. Lets just hope that crazy post partum doesnt hit he rlike it did Brit Brit.

If it were some poor 16 year old in 10th grade Id say ABORT ABORT ABORT.

Jamie got the ends to have a baby.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Come on, so JLS is only 16, and she really screwed up&#8230; but she has the means to support and hire folks to take careof the kid. Lets just hope that crazy post partum doesnt hit he rlike it did Brit Brit.</p>
<p>If it were some poor 16 year old in 10th grade Id say ABORT ABORT ABORT.</p>
<p>Jamie got the ends to have a baby.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn F.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/12/21/but-what-does-tootie-think/#comment-5347</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenn F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2007 14:35:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lisa Whelchel's fifteen minutes of fame are over, so she's grabbing at the spotlight and trying to sell her religious beliefs at the same time. And there's nothing worse than someone trying to push their religious beliefs down other people's throats.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lisa Whelchel&#8217;s fifteen minutes of fame are over, so she&#8217;s grabbing at the spotlight and trying to sell her religious beliefs at the same time. And there&#8217;s nothing worse than someone trying to push their religious beliefs down other people&#8217;s throats.</p>
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		<title>By: midevil</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/12/21/but-what-does-tootie-think/#comment-5341</link>
		<dc:creator>midevil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:44:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know, I fell into a tree once.  I got a sudden case of vertigo.  Good thing the tree was there.  Maybe the tree was lonely.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, I fell into a tree once.  I got a sudden case of vertigo.  Good thing the tree was there.  Maybe the tree was lonely.</p>
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		<title>By: Aine</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/12/21/but-what-does-tootie-think/#comment-5346</link>
		<dc:creator>Aine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 16:41:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well said martini lover. Keep your Pro-choice/pro-life arguments to yourself!
Lets just focus on the ridiculousness of this situation-such as old child stars wishing for a bit of publicity cashing in on a young girls inbred stupidity.

Boy howdy-Spears girls; They're dumber than trees!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well said martini lover. Keep your Pro-choice/pro-life arguments to yourself!<br />
Lets just focus on the ridiculousness of this situation-such as old child stars wishing for a bit of publicity cashing in on a young girls inbred stupidity.</p>
<p>Boy howdy-Spears girls; They&#8217;re dumber than trees!</p>
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		<title>By: martini lover</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/12/21/but-what-does-tootie-think/#comment-5345</link>
		<dc:creator>martini lover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 16:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>last time i checked this wasn't a pro-life blog, jo jo.  please keep your "murder" remarks for the ann coulter blog.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>last time i checked this wasn&#8217;t a pro-life blog, jo jo.  please keep your &#8220;murder&#8221; remarks for the ann coulter blog.</p>
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		<title>By: Jo Jo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jo Jo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 14:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At least she chose life over murder (abortion), but probably Lynne Spears will be raising this baby while Jamie Lynn is out partying at the local motels.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At least she chose life over murder (abortion), but probably Lynne Spears will be raising this baby while Jamie Lynn is out partying at the local motels.</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 13:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Almost wet myself over what
Tellin Ya said and
"Who the hell IS Lisa Whelchel?"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Almost wet myself over what<br />
Tellin Ya said and<br />
&#8220;Who the hell IS Lisa Whelchel?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Been There Done That</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2007/12/21/but-what-does-tootie-think/#comment-5342</link>
		<dc:creator>Been There Done That</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:46:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree with Javelin- a good role model because she's keeping the baby? She'd be a better role model is she wasn't having sex with her boyfriend at 16.
And Holy Terror is spot on about a girl her age not having a clue about " the sacrifices that parenting will demand of them, nor are they prepared to make them." All she's thinking about is buying tiny baby clothes and a pretty sleeping baby/doll.
Of course her baby will never keep her up all night because it's colicky, vomit like Linda Blair in the Exorcist, have a physical defect, down syndrome, etc. Because when you're 16, you don't think realistically.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with Javelin- a good role model because she&#8217;s keeping the baby? She&#8217;d be a better role model is she wasn&#8217;t having sex with her boyfriend at 16.<br />
And Holy Terror is spot on about a girl her age not having a clue about &#8221; the sacrifices that parenting will demand of them, nor are they prepared to make them.&#8221; All she&#8217;s thinking about is buying tiny baby clothes and a pretty sleeping baby/doll.<br />
Of course her baby will never keep her up all night because it&#8217;s colicky, vomit like Linda Blair in the Exorcist, have a physical defect, down syndrome, etc. Because when you&#8217;re 16, you don&#8217;t think realistically.</p>
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		<title>By: Holy Terror</title>
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		<dc:creator>Holy Terror</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 06:36:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>From what I am witnessing of the slack-jawed youth, on these Maury Povich type talk shows, and court shows, etc.--they don't even have the emotional intelligence to choose adoption. They have no clue the sacrifices that parenting will demand of them, nor are they prepared to make them. The dysfunctional cycle continues...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From what I am witnessing of the slack-jawed youth, on these Maury Povich type talk shows, and court shows, etc.&#8211;they don&#8217;t even have the emotional intelligence to choose adoption. They have no clue the sacrifices that parenting will demand of them, nor are they prepared to make them. The dysfunctional cycle continues&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: midevil</title>
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		<dc:creator>midevil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 02:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shit, I don't care what some Facts of Life chick has to say.  I wanna know what Esther Rolle from Good Times would say.

You know, I get the sneaking suspicion that this girl is a poster girl for more cannon fodder for the military machine--the breed until you drop shit to fuel the permanent war on terrorism.

Hey, teens, since you all is gonna breed anyway, keep the Unborns, we can use them!  Keep breeding, keep breeding!  Hey, didn't the Nazis used to give out medals to chicks who bred like Titney?

Yeah, it's really nice to Do The Right Thing (if you're rich enough to pay for it for the next 18 years).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shit, I don&#8217;t care what some Facts of Life chick has to say.  I wanna know what Esther Rolle from Good Times would say.</p>
<p>You know, I get the sneaking suspicion that this girl is a poster girl for more cannon fodder for the military machine&#8211;the breed until you drop shit to fuel the permanent war on terrorism.</p>
<p>Hey, teens, since you all is gonna breed anyway, keep the Unborns, we can use them!  Keep breeding, keep breeding!  Hey, didn&#8217;t the Nazis used to give out medals to chicks who bred like Titney?</p>
<p>Yeah, it&#8217;s really nice to Do The Right Thing (if you&#8217;re rich enough to pay for it for the next 18 years).</p>
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