Wow. This baby news is so huge, I’ve even decided to give Jamie Lynn her very own category. Congrats on the honor, JL!
Behold the scans from the now-infamous OK! magazine article announcing Jamie Lynn Spears‘ pregnancy. The story includes gems such as Jamie Lynn saying that:
“I have a great mom and she has raised three kids, so if I take lessons from her I think I’ll be great.”
Oh, yeah. Just great.
If I were in Jamie Lynn’s position, I wouldn’t be wearing a shit-eating grin, I’ll tell ya that. In fact, my mom would have slapped that smile — along with my nose, ears and eyebrows — right off my face when I told her I was knocked up.
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Poor thing hasn’t a clue does she?
December 21st, 2007 at 7:56 amNo, not a single one.
December 21st, 2007 at 8:17 amZip.
Zowie.
Goose Egg.
the whole family doesn’t have a clue.
December 21st, 2007 at 8:21 amAfter seeing the picture of when she was a little girl, I wondered, “what the hell went wrong!”.
I blame Britney.
She made it cool to pop out kids for the hell of it.
December 21st, 2007 at 8:41 am“Shit-eating grin,” I love it!! You are funny candy, you are!
December 21st, 2007 at 8:43 ama pack of fools.
December 21st, 2007 at 9:02 amlike they say, the apple don’t fall far from the tree!
i agree, the shit-eating grin makes her look like a fool– like she’s shamelessly eating up the newfound attention.
December 21st, 2007 at 9:08 amWell, ya gotta hand it to her, it’ll be easy because it’s going to come natural, and plus, she’s going to be stronger for it.
December 21st, 2007 at 9:13 amFertile little whores, aren’t they?
December 21st, 2007 at 11:14 am“If I were in Jamie Lynn’s position, I wouldn’t be wearing a shit-eating grin, I’ll tell ya that. In fact, my mom would have slapped that smile — along with my nose, ears and eyebrows — right off my face when I told her I was knocked up.”
Amen. I don’t even want to think what my mother would do to me, much less if I had that shit-eating grin smugness.
December 21st, 2007 at 2:50 pmShe’s smiling like that because she’s just thrilled they want HER picture, OR she’s a trained robot programmed to respond that way to a camera OR her elaborate plan to ditch her boyfriend actually worked.
December 21st, 2007 at 7:39 pm“In fact, my mom would have slapped that smile — along with my nose, ears and eyebrows — right off my face when I told her I was knocked up.”, Candy
ROTFL!! So true!
December 21st, 2007 at 11:41 pmThe nerve. I just can’t get over it. She’s so brazen.
My mom would’ve drop-kicked me in the face. She might still do it now–and I’m 29!
December 22nd, 2007 at 8:52 amIt never even occurs to them that this might be embarrassing?
December 22nd, 2007 at 3:59 pmbeing pregnant at 18 seemed impossible for me… i dont know how shes gonna do it at 16. Nevertheless she’ll end up looking like superwoman in the end… its not like she has to deal with any of the REAL struggles of a teenage mom… like money, work & school or anything. she’ll be happily toting that baby around with a smile on her face & getting major kudos from the media at the same time… & she knows it too.
December 22nd, 2007 at 4:49 pmI THINK THAT JAMIE LYNN IS A BRAVE GIRL I’M SO PROUD OF HER BECAUSE SHE’S KEEPING THE BABY AND SHE IS VERY FOCUSED ON THE BABY THE HEALTH AND EVERYTHING.
AND I THINK YOU ARE VERY HARSH WITH HER YOU ARE NOT IN HER POSITION SO SHUT THE FUCK UP HAHA
NO SERIOUSLY I MEAN IN GENERAL ALMOST EVERY TEENAGER HAS HAVE SEX RIGHT? SHE DO IT LIKE A NORMAL GIRL WITH HER LONG TIME BOYFRIEND OF 2 AND A HALF YEARS BUT THE ONLY THING IUS THAT SHE GET PREGNANT AND VERY RESPONSABLE OF HER PART SHE’S HAVING IT AND FOCUSING A 100% ON IT.
December 22nd, 2007 at 8:15 pmGO JAMIE LYNN.
kevin says:AND I THINK YOU ARE VERY HARSH WITH HER YOU ARE NOT IN HER POSITION SO SHUT THE FUCK UP HAHA
December 23rd, 2007 at 1:33 am————-
I know that’s you Casey. Shame on you for knocking up Jamie Lynne!
Hey Kevin, try pushing that little button that says “Caps Lock” again so that you don’t appear to be shouting at everyone.
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:57 amOh my gawd, is that K-Fed typing in caps??? Way to go, K-Fed! You know how to use the computer! An’ here we thought you were really stupid! Keep at it! Don’t worry about those other peeps dissin’ ya, eh, just look for the key that says <Caps Lock” and press it and then watch what you type to see if it’s in BIG letters or little ones, ok? Happy Holidays, K-Fed!
December 25th, 2007 at 7:48 pmJamie is just as horrible as her sister. One thing is for sure , when they are 40 they probably both will be in Jail or will be horrible actors. My brother Swehun and my cousins Chinnu and Vicnash agree.
December 26th, 2007 at 6:02 pm“being pregnant at 18 seemed impossible for me… i dont know how shes gonna do it at 16. Nevertheless she’ll end up looking like superwoman in the end… its not like she has to deal with any of the REAL struggles of a teenage mom… like money, work & school or anything. she’ll be happily toting that baby around with a smile on her face & getting major kudos from the media at the same time… & she knows it too.”
i couldn’t have said it better myself!!
i’m pregnant and will be 19 when my son is born..
and when ever people talk about Jaime lynn i always say “well it’s not like she doesn’t have millions of dollars to take care of it”
but it is a reality, A TON of teenage girls have sex at 16, and even younger. and unfortunately some of them get pregnant..
January 4th, 2008 at 11:05 am