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Yes! Her name is apparently Britney, and People claims she is shocked — just shocked! — by her sister’s pregnancy. Of course, she always looks like a deer in headlights, so she also appears “shocked” by the sun setting every night.
This Britney woman also apparently becomes “frightened” of the paparazzi any time she has to fight for her kids in court or actually work for her money — this time, Us Weekly reports she canceled a scheduled dance session at North Hollywood’s Millennium Studios last night because “there were too many paparazzi.”
So Brit instead headed to that lesser-known part of town known as Hollywood Boulevard, where she and an assistant hit a souvenir shop and went to the burger joint, Carl’s Jr.
From the looks of that picture, it appears Britney also scored a lovely t-shirt for herself. She always picks the most figure-flattering clothes! Looking forward to seeing it paired with a rabbit fur capelet, lace skirt, bird ferdora and boots. Divine.
You know what’s sad? If Jamie Lynn has a girl (that pink baby shirt makes me think of this, not TOO off topic I swear
) Britney will probably pay more attention to THAT baby than her own kids. Didn’t she always say she wanted a daughter?
Which makes me wonder if she’d fight more for her kids if they were girls. ie little dolls she could dress up with pretty frilly pink clothes…
I know it sounds weird (read: potentially quite stupid) but since this is britney…well…;)
December 21st, 2007 at 12:19 pm - ReplyThere are four kinds of pregnancies in this world:
1.) Accidental
2.) Planned
3.) Forced
and…
4.) Those Planned For The Purpose Of Seeking Attention
In this case, it appears that it is number 4. Jamie Lynn Spears has been largely ignored by family members and friends…while older sister Britney has been on a spoiled brat fueled temper tantrum for years…bankrolled by hundreds of millions of dollars and encouraged by the accompanying press, and the almost non-stop focus of attention showered on Britney by her family members and family friends, etc., thanks to her selfishly dramatic antics.
Clearly, Jamie Lynn has felt ignored and lost in all this. In a short time, the Spears family has gone from a family member passing away of cancer (Britney and Jamie Lynn’s aunt)…almost a year ago…to Britney reacting to the impending tragedy for a couple of years…and now, the resulting tragedy of her aunt passing come to fruition…and the aftermath of that event.
Jamie Lynn has somehow been completely lost in the resulting mess as her sister Britney deals with the sadness through reckless relationships (sleeping around and hanging-out with suspect persons), having unwanted kids, using drugs, drinking, partying too much, and marrying the wrong people. There is a sense that she is trying to live hard and fast, fearing tomorrow isn’t promised. Well, that is a flawed view, especially if tomorrow does come…and you have destroyed your life, or that of others.
The divorce of Britney and Jamie Lynn’s parents hasn’t helped matters any…and Britney has emotionally pulled away from everyone in her life, including her baby sister…thus, leading Jamie Lynn into a pregnancy–one designed to shout out to her family, friends and business associates: “Hey, I’m alive!!! I matter too!!! And if I have to tear this whole house down and embarrass everybody, including myself, to get the attention that I deserve and have been so desperately missing–I will do so.” Hence the words… “Hey, Mom and Dad…I’m pregnant.”
Jamie Lynn is consciously and subconsciously trying to rebuild her family, by building a family of her own. She is desperate for attention…and this is a very sad call for help and acknowledgement in the face of her sisters overwhelming and choking fame.
December 21st, 2007 at 12:26 pm - ReplyWell, Zip, you got it in one.
December 21st, 2007 at 4:44 pm - ReplyThere is never an accidental pregnancy. If you’re “doin it” without protection then you may as well say you planned it!!!
December 21st, 2007 at 4:55 pm - ReplyOk. No excuses here, but teenagers’ don’t have the brain development to grasp consequences. (under developed frontal lobe, or some shit like that)
Which is why they feel “invincible.”
Which is why car insurance is so HIGH for teenage boys.
Which is why some politicians are trying to raise the age when kids can get a driver’s permit.
Pleease tell me if I’m wrong!
December 21st, 2007 at 5:53 pm - ReplyYou mean I wasn’t invincible as a teenager? How come I’m still alive? See, I just proved you wrong–I was reckless and crazy and I’m still around.
December 21st, 2007 at 6:24 pm - Replyshe aand her sis are both ok.but i like her sis more.She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club “WealthyKiss.com”. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
December 21st, 2007 at 7:17 pm - ReplyCondoms fail 1 out of every 5 to 6 times they are used and that is an official manufacturing warning–and that is even if the condoms are used properly…and the pill also has a failure rate, I think it’s about a 7 percent failure rate, so accidental pregnancies do happen. And then there is foul play. Semen fluid can carry sperm even if a man does not ejaculate during a sexual act. If a woman touches it and does not realize that she has been exposed to close contamination, say from a bed sheet to her body…or article of clothing…or towel…or even a body part, via a simple touch, she can be impregnated
December 21st, 2007 at 7:32 pm - ReplyUh, that’s foreplay…not, foul play. Sorry for the typo.
December 21st, 2007 at 7:37 pm - ReplyHmmmmmmmm………and sometimes “Man Bites Dog” but it’s not typical.
December 21st, 2007 at 7:53 pm - ReplyAlso, and this is rumored to be how Elizabeth Hurley got pregnant, anti-biotics renders the pill ineffective. Read the labels!
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jenner says:
Which makes me wonder if she’d fight more for her kids if they were girls. ie little dolls she could dress up with pretty frilly pink clothes…
Exellent point Jenner. Not a stupid theory at all.
December 21st, 2007 at 11:31 pm - ReplyThe pill is about 99.8% effective, not 93%, when used correctly. I’ve been on the pill for the last 12 years and have never even had a pregnancy scare.
December 21st, 2007 at 11:50 pm - ReplyYou go “Erika”.
December 22nd, 2007 at 1:51 am - ReplyCondoms do not “fail 1 out of every 5 to 6 times they are used and that is an official manufacturing warning–and that is even if the condoms are used properly…” Check this shit out, from Planned Parenthood:
“Condoms are effective because they block contact with body fluids that cause pregnancy and sexually transmitted infection. Most reports of condom failure are the result of inconsistent or incorrect use, not breakage (Macaluso, et al., 1999). A recent study of college students found that condom use errors were very common — 40 percent of the young men surveyed reported that, within the previous three months, they had not left space for ejaculate at the tip of a condom, and 15 percent had taken a condom off before completing intercourse (Crosby, et al., 2002). In the U.S., the actual breakage rate is a low two per 100 condoms (CDC, 1998). High failure rates in some studies occur because many people lie about contraceptive use to shift the responsibility for an unintended pregnancy to a “faulty” contraceptive. Such over-reporting artificially inflates failure rates (Trussell, 1998).”
Oh, and here’s an excerpt from a pub-med article on condom effectiveness, which also clearly debunks the above mentioned inaccuracies about condoms:
“Forty-nine mutually monogamous couples used a total of 478 condoms during vaginal intercourse in a prospective trial whose purpose was to discover whether the performance of a new non-latex hypoallergenic condom was substantially equivalent to that of a leading condom brand already being marketed. Of these 478 condoms, seven (1.46%) either broke or fell off the penis during intercourse. Two (0.42%) of the 471 condoms that did not break or fall off during intercourse fell off the penis when it was being withdrawn from the vagina. Altogether, 469 (98.1%) of the 478 condoms used for intercourse survived intact throughout intercourse and withdrawal. Differences in breakage and slippage rates for the two condom brands were statistically insignificant. The overall 98.1% success rate is much higher than the rate of success found in a previous condom trial with nearly identical research protocol. The reason for the difference is attributed to much more precise questioning of subjects in the current trial.”
–Trussell J, Warner DL, Hatcher R, Contraception. 1992 Jan;45(1):11-9.
I don’t have a box of condoms right now, but I’m certainly going to go grab a box and read the “official manufacturing warning” to compare it to what was mentioned above…
December 22nd, 2007 at 6:41 am - ReplyWow! Way to research! Accidents do happen, but
December 22nd, 2007 at 12:56 pm - Replyseriously, that’s no excuse. If someone does not
want to get pregnant they will read warnings, do
research, use multiple methods of contraception.
I’m just sayin. I speak from experience. BE
RESPONSIBLE.
Here are the exact numbers on the Condom vs. the Pill:
According to the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), the condom has a failure rate of about 14% under typical conditions, while the failure rate of the female pill is less than 1%.
The number of condom failures provided by the FDA falls within the failure rate that I posted. Whether condoms are used correctly or not, according to condom produces a number of them will be manufactured with microscopic holes in them allowing possible unwanted pregnancies and HIV/AIDs transmissions.
December 22nd, 2007 at 3:21 pm - ReplyZip, do you work for Planned Parenthood?
December 22nd, 2007 at 3:55 pm - ReplyNo. My Mom is a nurse.
December 22nd, 2007 at 7:58 pm - ReplyZip, your theory about Jamie Lynn getting pregnant for attention is an interesting one, but I don’t think she’s that clever.
The reason the pill is not 100% is to account for people that do not use it properly… manufacturers therefore can’t legally say it works 100% of the time. Every time I’ve ever heard of someone getting pregnant while on the pill, it was because they missed taking one or two, or something. It’s never, ever because the pill didn’t work properly.
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:45 am - ReplyShe may have gotten pregnant to get attention subconsciously…as I pointed out earlier. You see, when people get depressed, they often get reckless and start acting out…and you don’t have to be clever or scheming to do that. It’s a clear call for help…for the attention that they, those who are feeling neglected, can gain therein.
You see the same theme repeated with people who stage suicide attempts, hyper-sexuality, those who get involved with crime, the sex trade, drugs and drinking…and of course…when you look at the perpetrators of domestic violence, murder, successful suicide attempts, a continued moral downward spiraling in terms of ones’ sexuality…and the lack of taking precaution…like safer sex, mass shootings…those are people who have reached the bottom of their emotional rope.
December 23rd, 2007 at 2:58 pm - Reply